Put Yo Record On

Verb. A term for someone who's getting down hardcore, generally in the partying sense, or displaying extreme excitement.

Kudos to them, if you will.

"Brenda put a record on last night after she got that new job."

"Girl, you betta put yo record on tonight if we're Goin' Steady."

"I can't believe Flight of the Conchords are coming to town. I just put a record on in my pants."

by John Hollick May 3, 2008

Put a camera on that penis

Used by people to check whether a man is having sex

Sarah: I think Peter is cheating on me
Friend: Put a camera on that penis

Harry: Dave and Jake seem to be spending a lot of time together, do you think...?
Friend: Put a camera on that penis

by leedsfan95 January 5, 2011

Put the beef in the kitchen

The act of making a basket ball into the hoop.BEEF stands for balance, elbows, eyes and follow through. Literally putting the basketball or da beef in the hoop is like putting beef in the kitchen.

basketball=beef
hoop=kitchen

Person 1: "Wow, Nolan Smith really got nailed by Dave Neal in the MD vs. Duke game last year!"

Person 2: "Yeah that was embarrassing but at least he can Put the beef in the kitchen when it comes down to it"

by pammyd February 26, 2011

put humpty dumpty back toghther

Putting Humpty Dumpty back together means that someone has accomplished a very difficult if not impossible task.

Spending the weekend with me and making sure that I was healthy was no less feat than "put humpty dumpty back toghther"

by Modak May 13, 2014

Put a dick in it

A way of telling someone to shut up, "it" referring to your mouth, as in "put a sock in it", however this one is more vulgar as it also implies "suck my penis", also a way of telling someone to "fuck off".

BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA
PUT A DICK IN IT!

by CedricDoodlehopper July 3, 2015

put nose to the grindstone

Working hard for a long period of time.

Melvin couldn't get a date for the prom because he had to put nose to the grindstone on the shooting range to be selected in the military recruitments next year.

by wheelprick May 21, 2016

put trinita in front of java

to mess up, screw up, other synonyms

a mistake was made

1. When Lucas went to do a high five and missed, it truly put trinita in front of java.
2. Jacob put trinita in front of java on that last group project when he didn't turn a single thing in.

by Jswaggylikeasir August 10, 2016