Pringus

Pringus is used as a deragatory statement that is related to dumbass, moron, and bitch blanket.

guy 1:stop being a pringus and watch this video you ass hat

by RainbowfuckyourshitupDash January 1, 2015

Ass pringle

A pringle you dip into someone's ass

Fuck you!

Fuck you then Ass pringle!

by TheSeger February 6, 2021

Single Pringle

That poor pringles man..

Jonny: Dang, that mustache can take my heart any day
Lila: Is a single?
Jonny: Single Pringle, and I’m going to mingle

by Longlivelordfarquad May 23, 2022

Shaking The Pringle Can

The act of engaging in male masturbation. The pringle can represents the subjects penis, while the shaking represents the motions made by the males hand to simulate a vagina and/or anus. During the shaking process, it is expected for the male to have some type of masturbation "material" such as a pornographic DVD or perhaps a pornographic magazine. The shaking process can last anywhere from a minute to over an hour, all depending on the situation.

Babe, I was shaking the pringle can all last night, but here's the sweet part, I didn't even use any masturbation material, I used thoughts brought from my spank bank.

by Mr. 1234 September 26, 2009

Pringles

a set of long ass, saggy tits. Capable of being stuffed down in a pringles can.

Check out the Pringles on that chick!

by Ashley Wedding September 29, 2005

pringle

Strange, odd and disconcerting person. Much like the food stuff that is a potato chip, but not really a potato chip

That new guy is a fucking pringle. I wouldn't be surprised if he has his whole family and a pack of squirrels buried under his crawl space.

by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005

Pringlific

A better way of saying 'Prigles are the best Crisps in the world' Without spitting onto a little ginger monkey that follows me around in I.T and Eletronics.

That sex was Pringlific

by Git hater January 24, 2003