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Pole Vaulter

(noun)- men or women who like to run with really long poles, cram them into holes, grip and rip their way to nosebleed heights, only to come back down to earth while wearing the skimpiest shorts ever. Theese people tend to be the hottest in the world.
Did you see that guy just pole vault? He beat the record and jumped 15 feet.

Damn that pole vauter is sexyyyyy!

A pole vaulters life is about getting high....vertically.
by awesomeninja22 August 2, 2009
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corporate pole smoker

Sucking up to management to get ahead in the corporate world.
Did you see Bob in that meeting?! What a corporate pole smoker.
by newslacker May 8, 2007
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German Pole vault

The German Pole vault is like one of those gross/outrageous sexual things that you always joke around with your friends like the Alaskan Pipeline but would never actually attempt. The German Pole vault however is not gross, but would generally end in injury (and embarassment).

The German Pole Vault is when your female sex partner is lying on the bed, and the male starts standing on the bed, and then jumps down, aiming his penis into her vagina. This requires practice, accuracy and some luck or else you will end up with a bent penis.
Bro: Dude, she is so hot, I might try the German Pole Vault on her.
Dude: Thats hilarious, but if you miss, you wont have sex ever again.
by schubes66 October 13, 2011
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Pole jockin

someone who follows after a trend, just because everyone else does it or one who knows nothing about a thing but claims to be an originator or even a co-creator, basically someone fake,fraud,not real
You know how my nigga was talking about putting his hat in his shirt and rockin his own style, well this pole jocking ass nigga Timmy came to school doing the same shit.
by Jack"Fly-Boy Ace" Boykings December 9, 2007
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Poleglass

Poleglass - Beauitful place, full of amazing people and well behaved children and young adults. A prime example to the rest of Norhern Ireland and the UK.

To go to poleglass the things you might see are:

Teenage Pregnancy

Pyjama Tramps
Spides

Lots of track suits
Lots of fire
Lots of blue bags

Lots of underage drinking and drug abuse

A damm good place to have a party (that lasts for 3 days)

Like (lyke) is the only word that is used in every sentance, followed by so it was, so he / she did, so I did, like!! Lol
Pole-gla-dash anthor term used by locals to decribe their wonderful and unique area Poleglass - where terroists even get scared!!
by Milli Wanabe June 22, 2011
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pole smoking

Dude, that guys a pole smoking faggot.
by kirby April 21, 2004
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pole dancing

when someone dance around a pole, usually exotically.
that bitch does the best pole dancing with your top off.
by call me joe January 21, 2003
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