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Wet protection

Using a condom, basically, except that its so the girl doesnt get wet.
"Lets have sex."
"Only if you use a condom for wet protection"
by 4583phil October 10, 2008
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Pocket protector

He used a pocket protector so she wouldn't get pregnant.
by Mellymagic October 29, 2020
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Protector

The male at the party that sticks with and or follows his female prey throughout the duration of the party. The "protector" ,however, is not the one who hooks up with the female. He merely follows and watches over her, ridding her of all other men that look to take his meal, only to lose her towards the end of the party to the man that has not made an attempt on even flirting with this girl. The protector also feels the need to justify his actions by saying he is almost "in" or that they are "bestfriends" and he is helping her stay "faithful". He should also be viewed as the most annoying male at the party due to his need to "cling" or "cockblock" other males with a much stronger mac-game. If the protector fails to get his dick wet with this girl, no one shall.
Karl: dude help me get vanessa away from sheldon, he wont leave her alone and she wants to hook up

Travis: dude i dont know why sheldon always wants to be the protector man, he needs to accept that she isnt going to hook up with him. Its been 2hours!!
by PartyDefinitions July 18, 2014
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Prosecco Stormfront

A more amusing term for TERF (trans-exclusionary radical feminist).
Just read a Mumsnet post about a transgender teacher. Prosecco Stormfront strikes again!
by TF45 October 5, 2020
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Protected bike lane

Hiding collision participants from each other until the moment of impact.
When the cyclist was killed, he was riding in a protected bike lane. The driver who hit him claimed he never saw him.
by BeeryUSA August 1, 2012
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by Anonymous August 5, 2003
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