Problem loading page

The most retarded page on Mozilla Firefox

Typing in google.com..."PROBLEM LOADING PAGE"...WTF!?!?!

by NHRHS2010 December 9, 2011

problemtunity

The combination of the words "problem" and "opportunity", and a reminder that problems are opportunities.

Intuitively , the graduate student sensed that getting a new next door neighbor who smokes was a PROBLEMTUNITY, but wasn't sure why. In the next few days and weeks he realized that seeing how fucked-up his neighbor was, addicted to nicotine and unable to quit smoking, and that man's other problemtunities, let the graduate student see how blessed he was to be healthy and living correctly. The opportunity the problemtunity presented him with is a chance to spend more time studying, because to prevent his new neighbor's cigarette smoke from entering his apartment through its main door he puts a blanket at the base of the door, and to not need to stick parts of the blanket in the cracks on the side of the door more than once-a-day, he stays at home more, dedicates more time to study, and is getting better grades.

by but for June 7, 2018

pc problems

when unbeknownst to you, someone is hacking into your computer system

"met this geezer, didn't snog him, so now he's hacking in to my computer and giving me pc problems - that said he's a very successful pc flirt..."

by The Mamma with the Quan December 10, 2007

nerdworld problems

The unique problems that effect only the nerds of the world. Usually having to do with video games, computer equipment, the making of costumes for Cos-play, as well as a whole host of other annoying problems that no other group of humans in the world have.

Nerd 1: Dude, I just can't seem to find the correct material to make my mask for my new NRC veteran armor.

Dude 1: Man, nerdworld problems!

by Von Druid July 26, 2012

guy problem

When the penis becomes erect for no reason.

Oh fuck Jared, I got a guy problem, gotta go take care of it.

by Lakotna April 19, 2015

Lonely problem drinker

When someone drinks by themself because they are lonely and have problems. They think drinking will help them but are most likely wrong.

Bill's at home drinking again...

He's such a lonely problem drinker .

by Dougyfreshqtizzle September 17, 2016

‘No Problem’

The holy two words received after a ‘Thank You’ message that make all of the troubles and worries of the world disappear and caused birds to sing in the trees and stars to fall from the skies.

‘Thank you’
‘No Problem’

by georgetheboi420 March 7, 2019