Pattaya

A city in Thailand about 150kms from bangkok, it has plenty of beaches and nice weather.

It also has a crazy night life where you can have a hell of a lot of fun.

Unfortunatley there are a lot of older mostly overweight men there who go to bang younger Thai girls or boys.

It has a fairly big gay district and there are also a lot of transexuals there too.

There is a main street that you walk down at night called Walking Street where it is packed full of bars and clubs, the drinks are at resonable prices and the women are gorgeous.

There are a lot of tourists there but the locals seem to be friendly and accomadating.

The food is really good and very cheap, go if you want to see something you've never seen before and have a great experience.

Pattaya can be a extremely fun, just be aware of the tranny's who crack onto you just be polite and say no don't be rude or they might shank you

by westernbulldogs February 14, 2007

Splat Patty

Very similar to a Squat Patty but with a slight difference in that this variation tends to send the toilet water splattering back up on your ass.

After the 6 burritos he had for breakfast, James found himself sitting on the toilet dropping a Squat Patty that he ended up having to use the entire roll of toilet paper cleaning up afterwards.

by Aeryck November 6, 2004

patty cake creampie

The act of ejaculating on a partner's body, then wiping it up with your hand and slapping them in the face.

Yo this bitch wouldn't let me give her a facial, so i gave her a patty cake creampie instead.

by P---H January 14, 2009

Windows Pattern

The pattern Microsoft follows for making their oses.

IE: Suck, Good, Suck, Good

Windows 3.11 or 3.1 = Good, Windows 95 = Horrible, Windows 98 = Good, Windows 98 se = Fail Sauce, Windows 2000 = Good, Windows ME = Epic Fail, Windows XP = Amazing, Windows Vista = Windows ME on drugs, Windows 7 =Best Yet.

Pretty much everyone who has been buying every other os since windows 95 has been screwed in the ass. And people like me who have been buying every one since 3.1 have not been screwed at all.

John: I have owned 95, 98 se, Me, and Vista.

Me: So you have owned all the failures of oses?

John:????

Me: Have all those sucked?

John: Yes! OMG YES!!

Me: I have owned 3.11, 98, 2000, Xp, and 7.

John: Do they actually work with ALL your programs and hardware?

Me: Yes. Because Microsoft Taints every other os they make.

John: Why?

Me: Because they value their original customers like me, who have been buying their stuff since their first successfull os: 3.1

John: oh

Me: Yep.

windows xp windows vista windows 7 windows pattern

by wabbabu9776 June 7, 2009

pattish

To be a general mooch by way of never having any money or always having an excuse why their lack of funds is the bank's fault. A pattish person is generally full of B.S. They will consume any worthwhile items such as food, cigs, cash, etc. when you are not looking.

George: Yo people ate all my food and stuff

Rob: That's pretty pattish

by George Burnett March 10, 2007

pattaloog

pattaloog => sneakerhead

1. A person who collects limited, rare, OG, or flat out exclusive kicks. Usually the collection consists of Air Jordans or Air Max.
2. A person with background knowledge of certain sneakers.

Yo, that cat always be rockin fresh patta's. Gotta be a pattaloog

by repelsteeltje December 29, 2008

Patty-Cake Love

when two people both have an attraction for each other but both are too prideful to admit love for one other; both as well are playing games to try to lead the other one on

Jim and Sarah, have patty-cake love, they just sit there and try to lead each other on.

by thankyou4askin October 29, 2011