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To be a general mooch by way of never having any money or always having an excuse why their lack of funds is the bank's fault. A pattish person is generally full of B.S. They will consume any worthwhile items such as food, cigs, cash, etc. when you are not looking.

George: Yo people ate all my food and stuff

Rob: That's pretty pattish

pattish by George Burnett March 10, 2007

Words you can keep

Pattyshop

An organization or business, that struggles to maintain professionalism and overall stability. Unless they get their act together, they'll continue to be looked down upon.

It is also popular in Jamaica.

Scenario 1
Business: I'm sorry, but we're unable to do that for you. Our systems are not working.
Customer: what is this? A pattyshop?!

Scenario 2 - Jamaican
UTECH/UWI: *is being very difficult, for no reason at all*
Jamaican: kinda bloodclaat pattyshop dis?! Kmt!

Pattyshop by HadesEX October 10, 2019

Related Words

pattish • pattisha • patti show • Patrisha • pantish • patish • Patrish • Pattism • pattyshop • partisha

Pattism

The religion of which men worship head pats

“Hey what’s your religion”
“I believe in pattism”

Pattism by MarkedWheel6 March 4, 2018

Patrish

Short for patrician. Thoughtful, intelligent, or exhibiting good taste. The opposite of pleb. Popular on 4chan.

Sometimes used to literally refer to the Patrician class of Rome.

Bloom is patrish af

Gnosticism is the most patrish religion

Patrish by Donkey Rocinante January 4, 2017

grant pattison

grant pattison is such an amazing person. hes extremely cute and so adorable. grant pattison is also the most caring person i know. he has beautiful blue eyes that will make you fall in love as soon as you look into them. he will always know how to cheer you up whenever ur sad and will always know how to make you happy. overall, he is the greatest person you will ever meet.

grant pattison is so perfect

grant pattison by emjay blanchette December 4, 2020

Patrisha

A beautiful girl who's very hard to come across, she has the best personality. Super intelligent and whenever you're feeling down, she will always have your back :)

Person 1: Wow, look at Patrisha, she's so beautiful !

Person 2: And she's smart!

Patrisha by Veggies/ Dirt March 4, 2018

pettish

A mix between childish and petty.

Leo was being rather pettish today

Kid; making lots of noise, and annoying his sister
Mum; stop being so dam pettish boy

pettish by john pye February 18, 2008

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026