pattish 

To be a general mooch by way of never having any money or always having an excuse why their lack of funds is the bank's fault. A pattish person is generally full of B.S. They will consume any worthwhile items such as food, cigs, cash, etc. when you are not looking.

George: Yo people ate all my food and stuff

Rob: That's pretty pattish

pattish by George Burnett March 10, 2007

Pattyshop

An organization or business, that struggles to maintain professionalism and overall stability. Unless they get their act together, they'll continue to be looked down upon.

It is also popular in Jamaica.

Scenario 1
Business: I'm sorry, but we're unable to do that for you. Our systems are not working.
Customer: what is this? A pattyshop?!

Scenario 2 - Jamaican
UTECH/UWI: *is being very difficult, for no reason at all*
Jamaican: kinda bloodclaat pattyshop dis?! Kmt!

Pattyshop by HadesEX October 10, 2019

Pattism 

The religion of which men worship head pats

“Hey what’s your religion”
“I believe in pattism”

Pattism by MarkedWheel6 March 4, 2018

Patrish 

Short for patrician. Thoughtful, intelligent, or exhibiting good taste. The opposite of pleb. Popular on 4chan.

Sometimes used to literally refer to the Patrician class of Rome.

Bloom is patrish af

Gnosticism is the most patrish religion

Patrish by Donkey Rocinante January 4, 2017

grant pattison 

grant pattison is such an amazing person. hes extremely cute and so adorable. grant pattison is also the most caring person i know. he has beautiful blue eyes that will make you fall in love as soon as you look into them. he will always know how to cheer you up whenever ur sad and will always know how to make you happy. overall, he is the greatest person you will ever meet.

grant pattison is so perfect

grant pattison by emjay blanchette December 4, 2020

Patrisha 

A beautiful girl who's very hard to come across, she has the best personality. Super intelligent and whenever you're feeling down, she will always have your back :)

Person 1: Wow, look at Patrisha, she's so beautiful !

Person 2: And she's smart!

Patrisha by Veggies/ Dirt March 4, 2018

pettish 

A mix between childish and petty.

Leo was being rather pettish today

Kid; making lots of noise, and annoying his sister
Mum; stop being so dam pettish boy

pettish by john pye February 18, 2008