Kenyan Pop Tart

This is when a fine young gentleman is tossing a girls salad and she releases a fury of mud butt all in his mouth.

Guy: Do you want me to lick your ass hole?

Girl: Oh yeah! But I like my salad tossed with a little kenyan pop tart on the side.

Guy: What is that?

Girl: Get down there and I'll show you.

by DougBoyFresh July 10, 2009

Pop Tart

1) A term Cougars use for describing their prey.

2) Young male, generally 18-25, that gets picked up and screwed by older chicks.

Did you hear Fred's wife has a thing for pop tarts? Yeah. I always knew she was after the younger guys.

by SwiftyDefines February 24, 2015

Potarted

Dumder than a potato

Colin LeMaire is potarted!

by Colin Marie September 13, 2018

Diet Pop Tart

-a Pop Tart with the edges broken off so just the delicious, fruity middle part is left.

Guy 1: Dude?! Are you eating a Pop Tart? I thought you were on a diet? Those things have like 200 calories per tart!

Guy 2: Nah it's cool. It's a diet Pop Tart...no crusts!

by T-Floss September 30, 2009

poptard

A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.

Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!

by jiro August 14, 2003

Pop-Tart Lava

When a Pop Tart is cooked in a toaster for too long and the the gooey deliciousness seeps out of the little holes like lava

DUUUUUUUDE! I lava'ed my pop tart this morning
or Pop-Tart Lava came out of my tart this morning!

by Party D January 5, 2010

Lobster pop tart

When you douse your hands in hot butter and fist a girl when she is on her period

Dude at the party last night I was so wasted I slipped a girl the lobster pop tart.

by Crabshaq February 21, 2017