poopy balls

The act of poop sliding over your balls when squating.

KIDS:"Hey tommy, whatcha doin?"

Little TOMMY:"Don't Come over here i'm droppin a deuce!"

KIDS"WERE COMING HAHAHa"

KIDS*running over to watch tommy poop a hammer*

Little tommy"AHH SHIT, NOW I GOT POOPY BALLS!!"

by gaynstuff yea February 24, 2008

poopycooch

the state of having fecal matter in one's vagina as a result of wiping from back to front. Also see btf

My ex-wife had poopycooch that I just couldn't get close to.

by Ugly Dave October 13, 2007

poopy perpendicular

An act of anal sex in which the penis is never actually inserted into the rectum, but rather the man fucks the woman's butt cheeks in a manner reminiscent of titty fucking.

My girl's got some small titties, so I pulled a poopy perpendicular on her last night!

by Kelvin the king November 14, 2006

Soupy Poopy

Synonym for diarrhea.

n.
Excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces, usually indicating gastrointestinal distress or disorder.

Mom, can I come home? I got soupy poopy in the girl's bed!

by KaylaCatCut December 17, 2008

poopy pants

Pants that have become poopy

Nick pooped his pants in the barn.

by The Latin Duo May 7, 2005

poolympics

The olympics of pooping competitions. Games include: seeing who can poo the most times in one day, seeing who can poo the most by mass in one day and seeing who can clog the toilet the most times in one day. The poolympics typically contain 2-4 male 'athletes'.

Duder 1: "You ready for some poolympics dude?"

Duer 2: "Yea, what you wanna do? How about seeing who can clog the shitter the most today?"

Duder 1: "Sounds good to me! I downed 4 burritos last night, just in case you wanted to play."

by westfalia December 29, 2009

Poopy Vagina

When a woman takes a shit & then accidentally wipes upward so the poop leaves a trail into her vagina.

Girl 1: "I wiped upward instead of downward after I took a shit."

Girl 2: "Oh no, you probably have a Poopy Vagina now.."

by stinkfart38 November 2, 2013