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dirt poisoning

"Jimmy jumped out of a plane without a parachute and got a lethal dose of dirt poisoning"
by HospitalBills October 22, 2019
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Poisonous Blueberry

After anal sex, the guy shoves his hand up the girls but and pulls out his poop covered hand, then shoves it in the girls mouth.
After taking it in the Ass, Peter decided to shove his hand up there. At first i thought he was gonna give me a Rusty vending machine but when I tasted his hand, I knew it was a Poisonous Blueberry
by simpleton98 December 21, 2012
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Poison ass

When someone has to take a water shit that makes them feel like their insides have turned into hot poop soup.
I went out to eat with my family and before we even made it home I got hit with a bad case of poison ass.
by Shrumpelstiltskin May 25, 2019
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Poisoned Phallus

A gentleman’s throbber which, when excited, emits a sour, curdled, vinegar like load with the capacity to poison its recipient (if any). Always point away away from face.
Ste presented Shaun with his poisoned phallus whilst Trev willingly watched on.
by john-thomas-2021 October 8, 2021
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poison trail

A skill on a League of Legends character, Singed, The Mad Chemist involving the act of leaving a cloud of chemicals that poison the enemies behind you as you walk.

In real life, the act of knowingly walking in front of people and silently farting as you stroll.

While this may seem douchebaggy, it is quite fun and thrilling to do, especially if you have headphones on so you are unaware of the volume of your exhaust fumes.
As I walked out of McDonald's yesterday, I left a silent, yet deadly poison trail from the counters to the playground.
by ch01ce December 10, 2012
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ass poison

A lethal dose of methane gas excreted as the sphincter puckers up and emits a warning shot from an incoming turd torpedo. Evacuate the area immediately.
After single-handedly absorbing 20 White Castle sliders into his gullet, Elmer injected over 30 cubic feet of pressurized ass poison into my corduroy couch.
by IMaximusDMI January 4, 2014
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poisonous cunt

A person who talks to all and sundry in negative and demeaning tones . Not a nice person at all
Glenn is a really poisonous cunt he always talks bad about people
by Farmzie July 1, 2016
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