Proud Soldier

A proud soldier is when a man has a massive erection but is wearing pants. He will most likely flaunt it about, around any gorgeous women. Proud Soldiers are less efficient when wearing skinny jeans, and most efficient with gym shorts. If you have a small penis it won't work, but if you have a hard charger you will most likely have to beat women off with a stick.

"Dude do you see that girl over there?"

"Yeah man I just got a proud soldier!"

"Fuck dude! thats gross i can see it!"

by bpes March 12, 2009

proud banana

A dessert dish consisting of ice cream, whipped cream, and a single peeled banana sticking out of the top. The banana is meant to be a phallic symbol.

He tried to turn her on with his proud banana, but she thought it looked a little limp.

by iluvhlaurie March 28, 2009

Pluddmugg

The act of sexually defiling the rectum of your best friend, usually by force.

"Did you hear what happened to my nephew? His best friend pluddmugged him in a honeybucket."

by Stingrayy October 30, 2011

Proud Alpapa

The pride you feel when your Alpaca gives birth.

Rob's Alpaca was having a baby, and he was brimming with great pride, he had become a Proud Alpapa

by Eddie Weinertuck September 24, 2012

Ploux

Ploux is Ploux, a bird like being, king of smalls, ploux is known for having all the birds in his nest

was di seene bai ploux how the birdies them?

by Frank M. Porter June 12, 2013

Proud Parrot

The act of a homeless person within Central Park flashing you unexpectedly but with great passion

"hey i'm gonna call you back i just got proud parroted and i need to throw up in the bush now."

by whatwolves September 4, 2013

plourding

The act of seamen and excrement pouring out the anus during or immediately following anal sex.

"i banged this chick in the ass and she started Plourding all over me!!"

by bad_guy1124 November 26, 2014