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Please no johns

When someone was making excuses to win an argument or an excuse to win an argument, say please no johns.
Person one: If my neutral air actually connected I would've wo-

Reggie: please no johns.
by 9dohead October 7, 2020
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pleasure to have in class

What a teacher writes on your report card if she knew you were gay but you and/or your parents likely didn't yet.
"He was a pleasure to have in class."
by Otnobor January 30, 2023
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chuckie please

The chuckie please: (v) the act of fingering a woman after the consumption of consumption.
I ate a whole bag of cheetos, so i had to chuckie please my girlfriend.
by Vagina eater February 11, 2014
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one please

Used as an exclamation of approval.

Can be used in a variety of contexts including, but not limited to:
- when you see something you wanna eat
- when you see someone with whom you want to have penetration
- when you see an outfit/shoes that your wardrobe cannot survive without

Choice uses include exclaiming the phrase when looking at a dessert menu implying you want to eat everything on the dessert menu.

Once you establish a reputation for using the phrase among your peer group, you can start using alternative numerical values, for example, "two please" when you see an incredibly attractive pair of Brazilian identical twin brothers.
(Nick and Dave walk into a bar and are greeted by an underwear model)
Dave: one please!
by Interjekt October 26, 2015
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Guysh pleash

What the weird kid with a lisp says when he wants you to stop bullying him
“Guysh pleash shtop it or i’ll tell my mom
by Helpmepleash May 8, 2018
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Self-pleasuration

A combination of the act of self pleasuring (masturbation) and self preservation (satisfying that intense need to release).
Lisa was very skilled in the art of self-pleasuration.

Frustrated over the lack of available men where she lives Glynette literally took matters into her own hands. The gorgeous, brown eyed, single mother of two perfected the art of self-pleasuration just to maintain her sanity.
by Maxelino Brando July 30, 2018
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mount pleasant high school texas

where all the kids who think they “bad” smoke and fight and claim they get all the hoes. also where marching band is always wildin, and where tiger dolls get their sex tapes leaked. this high school is in northeast texas and is home to crackheads and druggies, but also students filled with tiger pride !
student 1: hey, have you heard about those percussionists who played spin the bottle and one of them had a boyfriend ?
student 2: omg no! but i’m not even surprised , it is mount pleasant high school texas.
by love live and get high April 29, 2019
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