Patterson Patdown

A man shoving his arm up someones asshole and the person starts clapping real softly.

Dude! look at those two guys doing the Patterson Patdown. He seems like he likes receiving it.

by Megatron2530 May 29, 2016

Potter

A insult used by a certain blonde ( super gay) slytherin.

“Potter, is it true you fainted? I mean you actually fainted?

by Yeetmysanity February 19, 2019

Pottergrad

The new capital city of post-Brexit United Kingdom that Vladimir Putin is rumoured to be planning to build with oligarch money in order to fully inaugurate Queen Joanne Rowling, his puppet monarch, and to cement his power and influence in the west.

The U.K. is so transphobic now, it’s people would welcome Russian troops into the streets of Pottergrad and cheer when Queen Joanne is coronated.

by angryandtiredaf March 28, 2022

Ninja Petter

A person who lacks the common sense to avoid antagonizing ninjas. A social klutz who does not know how to behave in public. Missing hands or fingers is a sure sign, but not required.

I can't believe that you just ate my BK mini burger off my plate, you are such a ninja petter!

You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.

by bravo delta August 19, 2011

Male pattern badass

When a man thinks he looks tough after shaving his head to hide baldness

Now he thinks he's real male pattern badass

by PK Jellylord March 8, 2013

karl petter

karl petter means "a man with a big penis".

when someone see a man with a big penis they say: you are like karl petter!!

by mortymort October 28, 2013

Joshua potter

A kind hearted person. Very stubborn. Can be an asshole. Loves to jam out. Takes their work very seriously. Super sensitive but will hardly ever show it. A true gentleman. Kind of a loner but doesn't mind socializing. Ridiculously intellegent. Extremely unique. You'll never find someone quite like them. Very passionate and great in bed.

You wish you were a joshua potter but far from that level of awesomeness.

That was sooo joshua potter of you

by Peeeww August 2, 2016