Swinging at every pitch

When you negatively and angrily react every time you're angered by someone or something else

Please make your life more pleasant. Don't go swinging at every pitch. Ignore at least some of the small potatoes angering you.

by Sexydimma November 22, 2024

Real Ass Pitch

Pitch with a real Ass.

Guys that dog is a real ass pitch, i just felt his butt. Its not a fursuit.

by Lasse Jackal November 01, 2019

Fuckin' Pitch

very stupid, very brainless

You Fuckin' Pitch what did I do to you?

by Sulaimen February 05, 2021

pitch black

- the color
- a person with very much melanin
- the room when you realize that condoms kill future customers

- look at the color, pitch black! (or whatever idk)
- NOT GONNA SAY IT...
- who turned out the lights?? it's pitch black!

by FERDINAND FITZGERALD July 15, 2023

Resting pitch face

a sullen or uninterested expression attributed to or unconsciously adopted by a sports person during a match

"Anthony Martial has such a resting pitch face!"

by Matt Windle poet March 07, 2021

It’s pitch

It’s pitch black outside, super dark.

Yo fam it’s pitch outside.

by KaySigma February 24, 2022

Pitch Count

A euphemism used to measure levels of drunkenness. Taken from baseball.

Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.

There are 8 stops on this bar crawl so I can't let my pitch count get too high early on.

by AgileSloth July 07, 2012