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Scott Patterson

Played "Luke" on the hit WB show "Gilmore Girls". He was the grumpy diner owner in the town of Stars Hallow. Also, Lorelai's (Lauren Graham's) love interest/soulmate. Scott is currently starring on the CW comedy, "Aliens in America" and has guest-starred on many series, including "Seinfeld, where he was deemed "sponge-worthy" by Elaine. Recently, Scott was seen on the big screen in Saw 4, and is currently shooting Saw 5.
Scott Patterson/Luke quote from "Gilmore Girls":

Lorelai: How does Charlie Rose screw up your REM sleep?

Luke: Because he's always got some guy on pushing a book about how everything's all going to hell, or they're going to pass a law, how everyone with a nose ring is going to get shipped off to China. Suddenly you're depressed, thinking we're all going to die and don't drink the water, there's anthrax in my bagel - and bam, there goes your REM sleep.

Lorelai: Or Mel Brooks is on, and he is so funny, and you think, "What a wonderful world we live in, that there's a Mel Brooks to go to sleep to."

Luke: Mel Brooks is never on Charlie Rose, and when he is on he's talking about Nazis, and then you go to sleep and you dream about Nazis and they all look like Nathan Lane, and you're creeped out for days.
by Kristen =] April 10, 2008
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Peter Pwn

Peter Pwn and the Lust Boyz live in Neverland pwning and raping random kids and piratez.
Peter Pwn is the pimp of 15 Murrmadez and the underaged pwnstar Tinkerbellmao. Tinkerbellmao is his favorite and she gets jealous every time Peter Pwn gets a hard-on from older sluts like Wendy Darling and her brothers (which he kidnaps and later rapes.)
He is a true kid magnet.
He is also the arch enemy of Captain Hooker, who now had his arm replaced by a crooked dildo after he got pwned by Peter Pwn and the Lust Boyz in the movie 'Peter Pwn: From Pwnama to Owntario.'

Peter Pwn seems to be underaged in every movie he appears in. In the movie 'Peter Pwn and the Pwnorama,' it turns out Captain Hooker's loyal slave Smee (born Spankmee Petrownski) is his father.
In the movie 'Peter Pwn: Lust for Children' he marries Peter Pwnette, and it turns out they pwned happily ever after.
Person 1: Did you see tht Crowncodile bite Captain Hooker?
Person 2: It was Peter Pwns Crowncodile.
by Ministarjbt December 2, 2009
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Peter Pan Syndrome

The uncontrollable undeniable natural yearning to stay forever young at heart. Not immature but playful. Not naive but constantly curious and wondering. Disinterest towards more responsibilities (having children/family) but more so interested in playing-having good times-exploring-traveling-learning-getting lost.
"He's almost turning 30 with no kids, no wife, no mortgage.. He must have Peter Pan Syndrome"
by Huxley_ March 4, 2015
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Peterland

1.Any place gays congregate, especially bars near airports. From the Family Guy episode "E. Peterbus Unum."

2.The originall name that was intended for the great Former Republic of Petoria, only to be scrapped by Peter Griffin because a gay bar down by the airport had already taken the name.
Jim: "Lets go to San Francisco for spring break."

Bob: "Hell no! I ain't gonna spend my spring break in Peterland!"
by alstin January 4, 2010
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peter dutton

a fat whore with no life and who is a serious potato. Sometimes he is know as a pussy cat and a thicc dick sucker
Yo your a peter dutton
by 420dikboithicboi69 September 15, 2019
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chalfont st peter

small town in south east england. a strange mix of chavs and rich people dwell there. the only useful shop is budgens everything else has to be bought elsewhere. usually if you live there you just say you live near london
bob: where do you live?
dick: chalfont st peter
bob: where?
dick: near london
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Peter North

1. A white canadian male pornstar with a big dick (about 9 inches) who has fucked nearly every female pornstar there is, was and ever will be. His trademark is the "moneyshot" he cums three times as much as the average male pornstar usually cumming buckets allover his female co-stars faces. He is also a favorite of many of his adult female co-stars as they enjoy the way he fucks and the big loads of cum he shoots. Any girl familar with the adult industry of xxx films and magazines that gets paired up with him knows she has truly hit the big leagues of porn. He also denies
getting his start in porn by starring in gay films although there is creditable proof.

2. The undisputable provider of the biggest cumshots in porn.

3. One man cum bukkake machine.
Can you believe how much cum Peter North shot on her face? He covered her face completely and is still cumming.
by PeterNorth June 10, 2005
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