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messi pepsi

Something your football-freak friend of yours must have said at least once in his or hers li
-Do you want a messi pepsi
or...
-EEYY It's messi pepsi
by the word's man nam s'drow eht November 13, 2017
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Mango pepsi

Mango pepsi is a cola with the taste of mango. Its kinda good, but is best as a sommer drink. People think its bad but sometimes is good.
Person 1: Imma get sum mango pepsi, u wanna get sum?
Person 2: Nah fam, its a sommer drink
by Vix69420 January 25, 2022
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warm Pepsi

A woman uses the toilet to make a number two and doesn't wipe well. Following this she commands you to perform analingus on her. If you adequately tongue her rear entry she allows you to masturbate in the corner of the bathroom while she ridicules the size of your penis.

So named because; like a warm Pepsi nobody really wants one, but if it all that is being offered you will probably take it.
I couldn't even get a hand job from that girl last night, all she was serving up was a warm Pepsi.
by theATMK January 16, 2011
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Diet Pepsi

Possibly the worst diet pop ever created. A drink so disgusting even when it's the last thing in your fridge (only God knows how it got there) and you've been starving for a month you should just throw it out. Even though diet Coke really does taste bad, I would have it over this piss in a can any day. If you're going diet just get Mtn Dew.
Jim:Hey Tom what do you have to drink at your place?
Tom: I don't know lets go see
They walk to the fridge and open it and it is full of diet pepsi.
Jim: OH JESUS THE DEVIL ITSELF HAS MANIFESTED IN YOUR FRIDGE, TOM!!!!!
Tom: DEFCON 1!!! EVERYBODY, MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS!!!! NUCLEAR WAR IS IMMINENT!!!!!!!
by Kane_1011 January 23, 2013
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Diet Pepsi

Diet Pepsi puts the die in diet.
Diet Pepsi tastes pretty terrible.
by Trashist January 12, 2017
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pepsi challenge

A pepsi challenge is when a girl bends over in the doggie style position while you sit behind her so she cant see you. You then finger her with your index finger in the vagina and your pinky finger(or ring finger)in the butt-hole. After doing this for a minute or two, you take your fingers out and she must smell them to guess which finger was in which hole.
She passed my pepsi challenge, she knew my pinky was in her butt-hole.
by Throbo Man31 May 20, 2006
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Pepsi Wylde

Pepsi Wylde is Pepsi cola variety introduced into the Australian market on 31st of December 2008. It is targeted at the Gay and Lesbian community.

The name Pepsi Wylde alludes to the free, alternative and energetic spirit of the gay and lesbian community, and also to the poet-author Oscar Wilde who was also a flaming man's-man

The launch of Pepsi Wylde included an advertising campaign featuring actor Hugh Jackman, in a vague reprise of his role as Peter Allen, yelling the slogans "Have it all, baby!" and "We dance to a rainbow music!" cracked out of his fucking gourd, dancing to a Euro-beat soundtrack in an alleyway filled with sweaty, half naked gay men.

uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pepsi_Wylde
Pepsi Wylde! We dance to a rainbow music!
by Immortal Yawn January 4, 2011
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