I caught a glimpse of Dave's cock in the changing room at work ..... fuckin thing looks like a bookies pencil. I've seen more girth on a maccy d's straw. When he fucks his missus it must be like throwing a chip up dartford tunnel.
by Ivornumbnuts June 08, 2019
Lab Partner 1: Dude, do you have a pencil?
Lab Partner 2: Nah man, do a pencil scan.
*Lab Partner 1 looks on the floor and finds a pencil, and then picks it up*
Lab Partner 2: Nah man, do a pencil scan.
*Lab Partner 1 looks on the floor and finds a pencil, and then picks it up*
by @CBroChillington August 19, 2010
A phrase, which means "No cap, legit.", "That's/This is true." Or "I'm not lying on that."
(Mainly for Among Us.)
(Mainly for Among Us.)
(Setting: In a round of Among Us.)
EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: AYO BRUH I WAS IN ELEC WHEN THE BODY WAS FOUND, FULL PENCIL
Person 2: ok then
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EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: hey i saw Person 3 in nav i can clear him
Person 2: full pencil?
Person 3: yeah he did see me tho
Person 2: ok then i can trust yall
EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: AYO BRUH I WAS IN ELEC WHEN THE BODY WAS FOUND, FULL PENCIL
Person 2: ok then
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EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: hey i saw Person 3 in nav i can clear him
Person 2: full pencil?
Person 3: yeah he did see me tho
Person 2: ok then i can trust yall
by Derpsion May 05, 2021
by lafonda shananay April 06, 2008
When you are going to have sex with a ugly women, but your penis can't get fully hard. You proceed to have sex with a half chub and have to live with the regret. Hopefully your friends don't find out.
by Doc Johnson 710 April 08, 2023
A term used originally by carnival workers to describe arbitrary fees or charges designed to take away money or wages a person should be entitled to keep or receive.
Person 1: "Even with the late charge, I should have my payments caught up next month."
Person 2: "You won't pay just a late charge - after they pencil beat you for administrative and other charges, you'll be paying a lot more."
or
I'd rather just clean my own uniforms, rather than have the company pencil beat me for cleaning charges on every paycheck.
Person 2: "You won't pay just a late charge - after they pencil beat you for administrative and other charges, you'll be paying a lot more."
or
I'd rather just clean my own uniforms, rather than have the company pencil beat me for cleaning charges on every paycheck.
by Aeryn4 November 22, 2009
"Shut the fuck up you pencil farter"
by Kayythaagoat August 25, 2017