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pencil case

Something used to store pencils and other various stationary equipment during school, university or work.
Person 1: woah cool pencil case
Penson 2: yeah i have all my stuff in there
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pencil neck

How do you know if you're a pencil neck geek? Check for the following symptoms:

1. You read Harry Potter books.
2. You're a liberal.
3. You cry a lot.
4. You receive flu shots.
5. You wear sandals with socks...colored socks.
6. You work in a "safe job" that involves an inordinate amount of bureaucracy, paperwork, or technology.
7. You design security software more complex than what it was designed to protect.
8. You're a virgin.
9. You have a discordant fashion sense, with questionable hygienne, but don't seem to notice.
10. Your greatest athletic accomplishment involves a mouse or remote control.
11. You can't hold your head straight.
On his way home from the Star Trek convention, Bobby's Chihuahua tore Eugene a new asshole. Eugene is a snot nosed pencil neck geek.
by Neil Gendreau October 30, 2007
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Pencil - Case

The current trend in moblie phones has led to people (notably girls) sending irrelevant and useless text messages to each other. Girlfriends often pencil - case their boyfriends when a phone call would do to retain that secretive "pass a note in the classroom" element to the relationship.
AS VERB: Where's James gone? To pencil - case his girlfriend.

AS ADJECTIVE: She's a bit pencil - case
by Simon Trosper January 24, 2005
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Pencil Penis

An abnormally small and thin penis.
“Have you heard the rumor going around that Colin has a total pencil penis!!!”
by Hopoff3 December 16, 2017
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pencil fart

“Daddy my fishie names is pencil fart
by Pencil fart April 16, 2018
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Pencil Sharpener

Did you see Jimmy pencil sharpenered the nugget?
by John Green69 January 22, 2021
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Pencil Sharpener

A term often used to describe this or a similar kind of sexual interation:

It is when a male uses his pencil (penis) to stick it into a girl's pencil sharpener (vagina) and the guy moves his pencil in a circular motion to create the pencil sharpening effect.
Friend: Dude I could totally do the pencil sharpener on that girl Beverly!

Hillel: Her? I tried to do that several days ago, however my pencil was too small to fit.

Friend: I think I'll be fine, if anything my pencil will be too thick for her sharpener!!1
by Jeremy Lanko January 10, 2006
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