Pen-fusion

The state of confusion over pens

Pens + Confusion = Pen-Fusion

Today i was stood near the pen aisle in the shop and got pen-fused

There were so many to choose from such as the low end range of 25p biros to the high end quality pens that cost £35

I went through a bit of pen-fusion

So I left the store not to be overcome with pen-fusion

by Ogaba Mustafa Mosofat October 18, 2008

Pen Pen

A child's way of saying penis.

Daddy, where is my pen pen so small?

by ashleyboggle March 27, 2019

pen-friend

Ashleigh's fuck buddy

Hey have you seen the pen-friend?
She got a new fuck buddy already?!

by vcoolguy November 16, 2015

pen dropper

someone who drop or cancel plan/party/hangout at last moment

vinay is not coming to party. He is fucking pen dropper.

by rahul_words January 24, 2008

Pen Moocher

A pen moocher is someone who begs for pens from somebody who had just bought a new pack of pens even though they don't really need one at the moment.

Katherine: I had to buy some more pens since I keep losing them at home somehow.
Liz: Can I have one?
Katherine: Do you really need one?
Liz: I might.
Katherine: What happened to the pen I gave you two days ago?
Liz: This one might be better though
Katherine: Such a pen moocher

by Bikki Kobayashi July 20, 2010

pen fright

The fear of signing your name on a document or committing your signature to a written contract.

He could not sign the contract because of his pen fright.

by Fargofun October 11, 2011

Pen Trauma

You can't write as you're having a trauma with your pen and there's no other pens close by or you can't get out of a meeting to get a new pen.

When your Bic crumbles in you hand in an exam or in an important meeting you experience Pen Trauma.

by 367squadron June 24, 2011