a shortened name given for Robert Pattinson. some teenage girls are too lazy to say his whole name so they gave him a nick name
"R Pat was totally hot when he played in Twilight!"
nuh uh! R Pat was totally better looking when he played Cedric!
nuh uh! R Pat was totally better looking when he played Cedric!
by sondrasmiles14 April 21, 2011
Get the R Patmug. Someone who is useless to you. Can be anyone. Also when using this term, theres a sense of selfishness involved as if you are the only one that matters and you hate mankind.
Matthew- " hey did anyone talk about me today?"
Bobby- " nope, no one really cares man people got they own stuff going on."
Matthew- " uhh ok fuck you.... pat useless
... hey can i borrow 50 cents for the vending machine?"
Bobby- "i only got 25 but here ya go"
Matthew-"pat useless"...
Matthew-"How come all these people in the mall arent obsessing over me and staring at me... pat useless"
Bobby-"dude your fucking insane."
Matthew- "can ya gf give me a blowjob?, huh she said no? Ok f her, pat useless.."
Bobby- " nope, no one really cares man people got they own stuff going on."
Matthew- " uhh ok fuck you.... pat useless
... hey can i borrow 50 cents for the vending machine?"
Bobby- "i only got 25 but here ya go"
Matthew-"pat useless"...
Matthew-"How come all these people in the mall arent obsessing over me and staring at me... pat useless"
Bobby-"dude your fucking insane."
Matthew- "can ya gf give me a blowjob?, huh she said no? Ok f her, pat useless.."
by Hatingthisday January 30, 2019
Get the Pat uselessmug. An excessive celebration thrown over the achievement of an unearned goal obtained by false means that only a minority of the population accept as legitimate
Example 1: After being down by 20 points during a pickup basketball game, the person announced "this point wins the game!" After said announcement, the person charged at the hoop, sank a layup, and roared in "victory". He then marched around the gym like a bafoon while everyone in the gym watched his Pat's Parade in disgust.
Example 2: After Judge Berman allowed Brady to escape his, what seemed at the time to be, his inevitable punishment, Patriots fans joined together in mass unison in to form a Pat's Parade that rivaled the gathering in Jonestown. If only it had the same result.
Example 2: After Judge Berman allowed Brady to escape his, what seemed at the time to be, his inevitable punishment, Patriots fans joined together in mass unison in to form a Pat's Parade that rivaled the gathering in Jonestown. If only it had the same result.
by KPeffin'YourMom October 19, 2015
Get the Pat's Parademug. A large monkey found in the game 'bloons tower defence 6' (btd6). He is known for his immense strength, funny name and voice, that may lead one to the assumption that he may be mentally deficient.
by oPtIc FaTmAl February 19, 2022
Get the pat fustymug. The gesture that a girl that is not romantically interested in you, but still wants you to be one of her orbiters, gives to you when hugging you by patting you on the back multiple times.
Girl: gives a pity pat.
Your response if you don't want to end up in a friendzone: "Leave the pity pat to your orbiters!".
Your response if you don't want to end up in a friendzone: "Leave the pity pat to your orbiters!".
by Borderworlds December 1, 2020
Get the Pity patmug. To verbally light up the confrontation while simultaneously group the nearby standers on your side and become the leader of the pack to then get ready to jump from the top rope of a ring and slam on top of the opponent. Go crazy!!...For the Brand
by ElMariachi80 December 4, 2020
Get the Pat Mcafeemug. by olliee88 June 24, 2010
Get the Pat a Goatmug.