Pat McCrotch

the funniest shit i ever heard (on venture bros.)

great fake name for prank calls

*ring ring ring*
Unsuspecting person at work: hello?

Pranker: hey can i speak to pat please

Unsuspecting person at work: Pat who?

Pranker: Pat McCrotch

*laugh ur ass off then get on with ur day satisfied*

by radda July 7, 2008

Pat Casual

Without intention; calm and collected; passing: a casual remark.

Me and Dyll showed up all pat casual.

by Jeff From Above 1979 February 23, 2008

pat's mom

Used to describe a very hott mother, such as pat's mom.

Do have you seen pat's mom? she fly as fuck

Or

Did you just say pat's mom was "fly as fuck"? Wow you're a fucking homo

by moms'tap November 27, 2007

pat hand

In cards, a hand that is very likely to win the game.

I had a pat hand in draw poker.

by Dan Drzewiecki November 5, 2003

Pat Boone

A born again Christian who is the only one who follows all the rules of the Bible.

"Pat Boone uses rubbers when he finger F***s"

by Joe McMack August 7, 2007

Pat McAfee

The most ELECTRIC man in all of sports AND entertainment! Leader of the McAfee Mafia AND Punter of the Decade according to PPF!

Pat McAfee is the leader of the McAfee Mafia!

by aer612 December 4, 2020

Pat McAfee

The ahbsolute goat of sports talk shows, punting, NXT, and shitting on little mermaid Ariel Helwani. Hammer DAHN!

Oh look at Pat McAfee, the absolute goat of human beings

by FuckKoolKydChris December 4, 2020