paletas

Spanish for popsicles.

Frozen fruit bars (water or milk base) on a stick. Usually sold by street vendors ala ice cream man.

mami, gimme money to buy paletas!

"paletas!! paletas de agua y leche!! paletas!!" yells the ice cream man.

by m.a.y.r.a. May 26, 2006

Jimmy Page

1.) An out of this world musician that will blow your mind! God like unequivical awesomeness. Created some of the best music ever. A rock God. A blessing to the ears, and a trip for the mind. To put it simply...he was just friggin AMAZING! ....but that is certainly a definite understatement!
2.) Jimmy Page to a girl...saying this as a girl. A sexy beast back in the day! He got a bit older, but he's still awesome. Had tons of groupies back in the day.
3.) If you're a straight guy his music will still turn you on...at least.

1.) That Jimmy Page is effing insane!!!!!! you gotta dig the PAGE man!

2.) girl: Damn I just turned legal...too bad its not 1974!

3.) guy #1: ....man I would so go gay for Page!
guy #2: WTF did you say!?

by dazed And ConfuZEd July 18, 2009

Pareto

Pareto efficiency is enforcing something that makes somebody better off without making anybody else worse off. Net society gains as a whole.

It's like 2 guys chasing 2 girls (a blonde and a brounette). Guy 1 only likes blondes. Guy 2 only likes brounettes.
Outcomes:
Guy 1 gets both girls. Guy 2 no girl.
Guy 2 gets both girls. Guy 1 no girl.
OR,
PARETO EFFICENT OUTCOME:
Guy 1 gets the blonde, and Guy 2 gets the brounette. Each is made better off without making the other guy worse off.

by C.Brown February 6, 2008

facebook page liking slut

someone who has to like all pages on facebook, especially harry potter ones. Usually they like roughly 30-100+ pages a day and clog up everyones news feed. These people are usually named Alex.

...likes the page I have a fake pet yellow pigeon and 197 other pages.

Man..that Alex is a real facebook page liking slut

by superstar boss ninja August 2, 2011

Beauty Pageant

A beauty pageant is a competition that focuses on the looks, physical appearance and personality of the contestants. Beauty pageants are very glamorous which include gorgeous long dresses, swimsuit wear and fashion wear (their choice) and the winners get a big crown and sash with their title. Beauty pageants are for any ages as there are different categories. The title the beauty queen wins is important to them. Example, Ms Universe. Beauty queens are dedicated to helping out in the world and do charity work to raise money for charities. Girls competing in a beauty pageant have to look gorgeous so they get their makeup, tan and hair done to stand out.

Shes competing in a beauty pageant so she has to get her makeup and hair done at 3 o clock.

by Basicbaby January 26, 2020

yella pages

What the spirit of truth reads from which is in fact not a bible.

Don Vincent: BITCH! im flowing from the survival scrolls
kris: you're smoking the survival scrolls, that looks like the yellow pages to me.
Don Vincent: HAH, he SAID THE YELLA PAGES.
Kris: Nincomfuckingnincompoop.

by The most Ballinest man ever. August 22, 2006

fattie page

A fattie page is an overweight woman who attempts to emulate the style of Bettie Page. They are very easy to spot due to the hideous jet-black 'Bettie Bangs' they wear. This hairstyle looks ridiculous even on attractive girls, but it is especially comical when paired with the swollen plump face of an obese woman.

The fattie page is in the same family as rockabilly. In addition to the hairstyle they usually are covered in tattoos, chain smoke, wear very old fashioned clothing (think 40s-50s), pretend to be badass, and hang out in dirty dive bars with other 30+ year old white people who are also trying to look like tattooed versions of characters from Grease.

The obsession they have with Bettie Page (and vintage pinup girls in general) can be directly linked to their obesity. Models from that era were heavier than models we have today. You can always count on a fattie page saying "curves are sexy" and of course "Bettie Page would be called fat by today's standards." They like to use this as a way to feel attractive, and modern beauty standards are the reason why nobody finds them sexy. What they fail to understand is that Bettie Page was still half their size, and that nobody outside of the fashion industry would ever consider her fat if she was walking around today. All it takes is a quick glimpse at a picture of Bettie Page to see that "curvy" is not the same as "fat".

John: So did your girlfriend drag you to that roller derby match?

James: Yeah it was horrible, the music was shitty and I had to sit behind a fattie page.

by Thelastnormalpersonintheworld October 7, 2013