Woman 1: omg I just got a vacation dick last night
Woman 2: girl!! How are you able to walk right now?
Woman 2: girl!! How are you able to walk right now?
by Man11 April 24, 2016
That kind of dick your vagina only can handle for a limited time due to it's big size. Preferably the duration of a vacation.
by VHD.VaginaHealthDoctor April 26, 2016
The fog that envelopes a worker's brain for several days on returning to work after a long vacation. This fog sometimes begins to creep in even before anticipated vacations.
by eFrazes July 13, 2012
Girl 1: Yo Tina whatcha doing on vacation?
Tina: Getting a tan, drinking martinis and getting lots of vacation dick.
Tina: Getting a tan, drinking martinis and getting lots of vacation dick.
by Thetugburn May 11, 2016
The two week period the CDC confines you to your home after you return from Spring Break in an exotic locale
by The Virologist March 02, 2020
Usually an annoying person who:
1. either decides to plan a vacation just like yours so he/she can go with you.
2. you coincidentally encounter during your vacation and forces you to make plans with them for the rest of your vacation.
1. either decides to plan a vacation just like yours so he/she can go with you.
2. you coincidentally encounter during your vacation and forces you to make plans with them for the rest of your vacation.
Joe: Hey, I heard Alfred followed you to the Bahamas.
Henry: I was taking my wife on a vacation so we could spend some intimate one-on-one time with eachother but then he popped out of nowhere. I spent the next two weeks hanging out with him.
Joe: He sounds like a total vacation destroyer
Henry: I was taking my wife on a vacation so we could spend some intimate one-on-one time with eachother but then he popped out of nowhere. I spent the next two weeks hanging out with him.
Joe: He sounds like a total vacation destroyer
by BuilderBob May 22, 2009
The type of dick that you go for when you need a break from your boyfriend. It is typically much larger than you boyfriends and is often black. You may get vacation dick if you are not satisfied with your current sex life. This is not however something you could fuck often but simply a treat just as a vacation would be.
by Whatahmelone April 27, 2016