novious

something so painfully obvious it can be picked up on by the least experienced of people.

you forgot to carry the one. How could you miss something so novious.

by kevinadenpage April 30, 2011

nevidence

The deletion of girlfriend sensitive images from a male’s phone. Specifically incriminating photos of naked girls. Evidence never to be seen again.

Lemme see that shower pic of shawty on your phone again Jessie.
Naw dawg, it’s nevidence now.

by Fignewt July 4, 2018

Nvidia Geforce RTX 3080 ti

a very good card from Nvidia

Jimmy: that new Nvidia Geforce RTX 3080 ti is amazing
John: IKR!!!

by Baby Kata 190382 September 22, 2021

noid

An affectionate term for handicapped people, short for spaznoid.

Really? My brother is a noid too, but he was born with it.

by casperoony July 16, 2008

noiding out

the act of being completely idiotic and paranoid. usually has to do with the use of drugs.

shiloh: did you hear about william?
forrest: yeah! apparently he checked his entire apartment for bugs.
shiloh: damn, he must have really been noiding out! Do you know why?
forrest: apparently he is a diagnosed schizo or something, who knew?!

kid smoking weed#1: fuuuuuck i'm totally noiding out man!
kid smoking weed#2: relaaaax, we're at my place, no one is going to bust us.

by midori modesty February 27, 2011

noid

May 8th is traditionally known as National Outdoor Intercourse Day! Also may be shortened to "NOID" Most frequently celebrated on college campuses across the USA during the 1970's and 1980's.

May 8th is traditionally known as National Outdoor Intercourse Day! Also may be shortened to "NOID" Most frequently celebrated on college campuses across the USA during the 1970's and 1980's.

by arskiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 25, 2017

noids

balls, testicles

You hit me in the noids!

by Randy Coxswain January 30, 2017