noob

A loser in life, both online and off. You suck at videogames, and spend your life thinking about pointless rubbish. You are a n00b

For example, Guy is a noob, and constantly gets beat at Halo 2, even walking into the other teams base, trying to score.

by Chris Brandrick May 13, 2005

noob

A noob is someone experienced but acts like a total newbie. Not to be confused with newb.

Stop being such an idiotic noob!

by The future AlphaClock July 15, 2008

noobs

People that play an online game too much and call people that just got a game.

bill:these "noobs" are easy to kill

bill's friend:man they suck

guy:only homo's say "noobs"

by Funnyguy2009 August 14, 2009

Noob

A word used to describe a person who is new to playing the game

supa1337killakapakopp Teamkills xXphiregodXx
xXphiregodXx:WTF?
supa1337killakapakopp:sry
xXphiregodXx:noob

by Burkus March 8, 2009

Noob

Usually something shouted through a microphone by an angry 12 year old kid on Xbox live.

"YOUR SUCH A NOOB! YOU SNIPED ME THROUGH A WINDOW!! NOOB!"

"Dude. You suck at COD. NOOB!"

by Not Karmanaut August 17, 2012

noobing it

When an expert Halo player cracks from all the stress of terrible teammates and noob enemys. The general outcome when some one "noobs it" is that the said person pulls out a SPNKR, Missle Pod, Flamethrower, Fuel Rod Cannon and/or Plasma Grenades and racks up as much as 200 kills before reverting back to their normal docile selves. There has been one occasion where this happened and the said expert racked up 193 kills with 2 full plasma pistol batteries.

-Halo Expert-"Oh, man...those assholes last night. I just accidently went...insane and screwed up the match by noobing it!"
-Another Expert-"Again?"

by SARGEANT JOHNSON, BITCH!!! April 19, 2008

Noob

Noob... noob is a term that was first used in the Gaming community, or used by those who play games. Noob (or nweb, which contrary to what some people believe, means the same thing) was first used to describe that someone was new to a game, and did not know exaclty what to do. I was not a term used in hate, but just to describe someone, such as "hey guys, im a noob, so i might not be that great" later it evolved, so that there are two types of noobs, the ones who are D-Bags and are just horribly bad at what they are doing or talking about. and the ones i described before. they are pretty easy to differentiate. usually it is a very hateful word nowdays when it is used to describe D-Bags. different ways noob is said, and noob liek describing words are... Noob, Nub, Newb, N00b, Nubcake, horrinub, noobtastic, nooboriffic, noobish, nubish, nubbed.

James: Hey man, i got my friend comin to play too, but be patient, hes a noob to this game.
Carl: Yeah, ok man.

Daniel: dude you #%$^ nub! youve died 20 times and have 2 kills! WTF!! u said you were the best!
Noob: Shutup man, least i have a GF

by L3g1tbro March 18, 2011