Noner

When you get a boner for no reason.

I was sitting at my office desk typing a memo and all of a sudden i got a noner.

It was embarassing I had to escort someone to there care but was afraid to get up because i had a noner.

by CarterOF80s April 21, 2009

noney

british slang for a ditsy female used for male pleasure

"you need to go find you a new noney

by PimpinKirPatrick August 4, 2005

Noner

That awkward but stunning moment when you are walking next to a girl you have a crush on looks at you. You start to pray to God, "please don't have a boner, please don't have a boner"

Timothy: dude, do you think I constantly have a boner?
Andrew: Ya man, but I got a noner next to Aisha.
Timothy: no way bro!!!

by tmannengetmoney April 10, 2015

nat no ne ba

a happy word meaning lets go pub

hi richard nat no ne ba. ok lee

by crazy lee February 25, 2004

Noner

The exact reverse process of an erection (boner).
When a man is so sexually disgusted his penis goes BACK into his body.

Matt: "EWWW!! A FAT NAKED LADY"
Phil: "OH GOD, I JUST GOT A NONER"

by Fil The asian kid December 15, 2008

noner

not being able to get a boner due to being intoxicated,

dont worry i could not have had sex with her i was so drunk i had a noner

by Bperks August 18, 2008

ryans nonexisting dick

A term to use when a guy shoves his whole dick into his personality therefore leaving him with a baby penis.

you are a real ryans nonexisting dick all the time!!!

by bitchykitten069 January 29, 2017