nobscratch

A tool invented in Victorian times for adding a good finish to door handles.

Look at that filthy nobscratch

by elprza October 10, 2003

nobservant

Another word for a gay person, someone who observes nobs. Also known as a poo jabber or a cocksucker. Also nobserver (noun), and nobserving (verb).

"Darcy, don't be such a nobservant."

by MURNANE February 16, 2007

Noobshock

In 1995, Noobshock was chosen by Empire as one of the 25 sexiest stars in film history. He has also twice been named the Sexiest Man Alive by People in 1995 and 2000. Noobshock has appeared on the annual Celebrity 100 list by Forbes in 2006 and 2007, at No. 20 and No. 5. In 2007, he was listed among the Time 100, a compilation of the 100 most influential people in the world, as selected annually by Time.
He is currently the best elemental shaman in World of Warcraft.

Yo I crit like Noobshock!

by redtomato April 12, 2009

Nobbage

Nobbage is being a dickhead to somebody
The art of being a nob

Bro 1: Stop being such a dickhead
Bro 2: Nah fam
Bro 1: That's some major nobbage tbf

by BossMan70sGuy March 7, 2014

Nobber

Someone who has had a bad relationship experience in the past and choses to dwell on the negative aspects of life rather than move on.

Guy 1: cant do with women they are all the same...
Guy 2: what a nobber...

by Nat S April 18, 2014

nibbsy

HE IS THE LORAX! HE SPEAKS FOR THE TREES!

And the trees say "shut the fuck up".

"Nibbsy is coming! All hail this beautiful mofo."

by exoticPenguin December 8, 2015

Nobby Fielder

A name constructed to sound like a legitimate historic football player who was part of the England 1966 world cup team.

Just look at Nobby Fielder on the wing!

by IAIN_D September 5, 2018