Tate: Hey, hon, that guy that refuses to speak to you, you need to take your relationship to the next level. Right now it's in the awkward stages, but with a little work I know you could make things work. You need to hang around his work place and home and once he sees how commited you are to him, he'll change his mind.
Tammy: Right, Tate, hun. I'd rather shave my eyeballs.
Tammy: Right, Tate, hun. I'd rather shave my eyeballs.
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To have the family home for Thanksgiving would be suicidal, and I never thought I'd be saying this.
I never thought I'd be saying this, but we came within an inch of losing our democracy.
I never thought I'd be saying this, but we came within an inch of losing our democracy.
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You won an iPad that HotForWords autographed? Oooh ... (Yoda say) Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To ... Yehhhhhhhhhhhs!
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