I'd rather do this than FUCK.

Sarcasm,,,,self explanatory.

Used when given a task that's,,,, undesirable.

Hey Joe,,,,you have a boatload of fish to clean,,,how do you feel about that ? I'd rather do this than FUCK.

by XLNT Eagle November 16, 2022

I'd buy her an icecream cone

Means "I'd fuck her up the ass".

GUY: Caryn's hot. I'd buy her an icecream cone.

by RaeRaeRae August 25, 2005

I never thought I'd be saying this

A phrase often heard as 2020 nears its end and people are forced to acknowledge some very strange things.

To have the family home for Thanksgiving would be suicidal, and I never thought I'd be saying this.

I never thought I'd be saying this, but we came within an inch of losing our democracy.

by Monkey's Dad November 19, 2020

I'd drink her farts

An impossible feat that is only attempted to prove to the farter, or on lookers, how attracted you are to said farter.

guy #1- Dude, Taylor Swift is fine.

Guy #2- yep

Guy #1- man, I'd drink her farts

by webb72 December 10, 2009

Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To

Double entendre, stemming from HotForWords' offer of a chance to win an autographed iPad by joining a site she linked to from her lesson on "Double Entendre" ("I'd like to double HER entendre" - The Todd, SCRUBS)

You won an iPad that HotForWords autographed? Oooh ... (Yoda say) Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To ... Yehhhhhhhhhhhs!

by Uncle J MythMan January 16, 2011

I'd Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney

An expression of opposition to a proposed course of action. Something you'd rather not do, like getting shot in the face.

Girl: Do you want to go see the new Twilight movie?

Guy: I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney.

by B. Snooks June 16, 2010

I'd make her my Demi Moore.

Phrase used by a young single male to describe an older women he'd like to have a committed and meaningful relationship with.

Sandra Bullock's amazing. I'd make her my Demi Moore.

by E. Benji June 7, 2011