nelson factor

Nothing ever goes ones way, always screwing up no matter how hard you try. Extreme case of Murphy's Law...

Take a perfect situation, and against all odds, it heads south real quick. For example, the nelson factor is being new in town and hitting the legendary trophy buck that all the local rednecks have been persuing for years, with your car.

by Jim Stern November 02, 2007

Nelson Manbrella

English rhyming slang for umbrella.

It is raining, better get out my Nelson Manbrella.

by Jimladen22 October 24, 2007

[Patrick Nelson]

The flyest mutherfucker alive. Has awesome girlfriend. He is a fly mutherfucker

Did you see Patrick Nelson today? He's a fliy mutherfucker..

by The one you call satan August 26, 2008

half nelson

sexual position similar to the wrestling hold, providing maximun control by the man.

I was mad at Jill for making me wait so long, so when I finally got the ass, I put that bitch in a half nelson.

by James June 14, 2006

Drew Nelson

He always be cheesin’.

Drew Nelson is always cheesin’ bro. It’s so natural for him, he doesn’t even know.

by BrotherPort13 December 01, 2021

Nelson Mauri

Chilean slang for cucumber penile disfunction.

"That weon qlo owes me 5 bucks."
"Why don't you ask him for a refund?"
"Nah, I'm praying to El Santo Niño de Atocha for him to grow a nelson mauri."

by Frutamel Carozzo May 25, 2022

Alex Nelson

The rot consumes

Joe: Hey what’s up Ryan
Ryan: the rot consumes
Joe: ok
Alex Nelson: the rot consumes

by fartlek November 30, 2022