neil diamond

a man who has taken away womens breaths for years and years. he also happens to be a singer and songwriter.

he tends to sing R's.. tho and you shouldnt do that.

Oh mom, are you playing Neil Diamond again!

by meg April 15, 2005

Neilsen

A method, using the game slides to fulfill the desire to touch the female gender.

Pulling a Neilsen will not get you laid.

by Riceplate May 29, 2008

oh neil

Being a dickhead, and doing something funny and then after so saying "Oh Neil"

(Your friend falls over) you say "Oh Neil"

by Charlotte may louise April 13, 2017

Nediljko

Nediljko is the definition of the biggest faggot and looser. Most commonly acts as a fool gets no girls and laughs like a fucking annoying seal he is. If u want to be Nediljko u have to be 7 ft tall have a small dick and look like a satan took a shit on ur face.

Hey dude stop being so Nediljko like
Hey why are u so Nediljko

Stop acting like a Nediljko

by Šmirgla July 1, 2019

a Neil

Having a wank in a public place, in honor of the radio presenter Neil Prendevile who did it while the plane was taxiing on the run-way.

Did you hear John had a neil on the bus?

ya that's fucking horrible.

by Cillit Bang 96 November 3, 2010

O'Neil

What he says goes.

I'm O'Neil and what I say goes.

by Daddy Chaddy May 18, 2020

Neil

shortarse, who uses wikipedia articles in a vain attempt to prove his wacky theories.

If you were any more wrong, you'd be neil

by imsol33t January 12, 2010