shower argument

a hypothetical argument you make up in your head while taking a shower, where you win almost all the time

dude just won a shower argument

by userhandlegoeshere October 4, 2023

Internet argument

flame war, in late man's terms

X, formerly Twitter, is the largest breeding ground of Internet arguments

by jaguar3217 December 16, 2023

SM Argument

SM (Sunny (and) Mari) Argument made by Omocat.

Explanation: One of the Accidental Murder arguments EVER made.

Deciphered:
Please note that it is 40% deciphered;
Search Sunny Argument on YT (Youtube) and go on the OMORI word starting one.

The argument video has a 30% chance of being real. The year was 1988, explaining the distortion (Omocat MADE the distortion.).

The audio itself and distortion comes from the game "OMORI" which is made by the same developer of SM Argument, Omocat.

OMORI is based-off of Omocat's experiences of Nikki, etc. (Nikki is second name.).

One of the MOST Accidental Murder arguments EVER made is SM Argument.

by themafaka January 30, 2024

Proxy Argument

Having an argument through a messenger.
So Sarah could say something to Steve than Steve says that to Iron Man than Iron Man gives a response to Steve, who then relays that to Sarah. Repeat to infinity.

After Iron Man killed Steve's dog, they got in a proxy argument through Sarah.

by TheLastLinguist June 4, 2024

Stonelicker Argumentation

When the argument/statement is so moronic, you are forced to conclude only a person with an iq level of an inbred arab caveman could come up with such idiocy.

Guy A: " Jesus was actually a muslim that followed Islam"
Guy B: "That's peak stonelicker argumentation right there"

by Abdool8 October 23, 2024

Meta-Argument

An argument whose subject is another argument. It's not about the initial claim, but about the structure, validity, or motives behind the opposing case. "You're only saying that because you're emotional!" "That's a genetic fallacy!" The meta-argument is a tactical retreat from the messy battlefield of facts to the fortified high ground of rhetorical theory, where you can snipe at your opponent's way of arguing instead of their actual points.

Example: "His actual point about the budget was weak, so he launched a meta-argument: 'Your entire premise is rooted in a neoliberal paradigm that you haven't even acknowledged, which makes your following five points epistemically bankrupt.' He didn't address a single number, but he looked very smug."

by Dumu The Void January 30, 2026

Hasty Argument

An argument constructed and launched quickly, based on first impressions and surface-level understanding, without thorough preparation or anticipation of counterpoints. It’s the rhetorical equivalent of firing a slingshot before loading the stone properly.

*Example: "He made a hasty argument against the policy, quoting the headline of one news article. When presented with the actual 50-page bill and expert analyses, his points fell apart. He'd argued with the speed of outrage and the depth of a puddle."*

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026