Butt Nipples

When you take restaurant mints and you put them in you back pocket and it looks like nipples

I loaded some mints into my pocket and it looked like butt nipples

by IronPrime9 April 1, 2017

sucking the king's nipples

To submit to someone; to please someone when you want something from him/her

This was originally a gesture of submission in ancient Ireland. (Yes, literally sucking a king's nipples.)

Person A: Wow, Larry sure is giving his professor a hard time with the C he gave him on his final. I heard he's been calling him non-stop every day.

Person B: What? It's already been a month since our grades came out! It's time to start sucking the king's nipples.

by YourTypicalRedditor2010 July 4, 2010

Tootsie Roll Nipples

The large, brown, thumb-like nipples that accompany over-use of steroids.

Hey, did you see Barry Bonds' Tootsie Roll Nipples last week? If those things had thumb joints, he could eat chinese food without a fork!

by undertowpull December 16, 2011

Gorilla Nipples

The presence of large, usually dark, areolas the size of saucers or small plates on a male who has big, floppy, hairy man boobs. These areolas are big enough to choke a donkey or give a small infants stretch marks, were they to attempt to feed from these monstrosities. Commonly possessed by football players in the PAC-12 who weigh 300-plus pounds, have black locks, and tons of back hair.

While Bif is enjoying a Mai Tai poolside, he spits out his drink when he notices a defensive lineman from USC sauntering up thunderously wearing size 6XX swim trunks with his huge areolas fully exposed. "Hey Skip, check out that dude's man boobs. I mean, he has some serious Texas-sized gorilla nipples."

by _DrBigEars_ November 15, 2016

Pie Plate Nipples

Huge areolas that seem to cover almost the entire surface area of the breast.

Whoa! That chick's got pie plate nipples! They're huge!

by B.C. Ericks July 27, 2010

Squeezing the Nipples

When a girl lets you go under her shirt, the act of squeezing and rolling her nipples in between your thumb and forefinger. You can also suck on them and gently bite them, to get her turn on. Girls love this.

Bob: "I went to 2nd base yesterday"
Frank: "Lucky! How far?"
Bob: "I got all the way to squeezing the nipples."

by juggieful January 10, 2012

balonga nipples

a woman that has nipples the size of a piece of balonga

this bitch took off her bra, and she had some nasty balonga nipples

by spltbird November 25, 2002