blew my ass out

a phrase used to describe the experience of complete surprise or shock so great that your rectum can no longer contain itself. Used to reference something in a positive, but unexpected way.

Dude, the ending of "Lost" last night blew my ass out!

That Rocky's burger was so good it blew my ass out.

blew my ass out by Toddy D December 24, 2008

shit on my ass 

problem with someone or something that needs to be taken care of or gotten rid of, better if done earlier than later before it spreads everywhere

Wife: I just spent $300 on knick knacks!
Husband: (mutters to himself) fucking bitch is shit on my ass

shit on my ass by R Morris August 31, 2006

Tell me how my ass tastes.

A saying used when you do something that makes anyone look weak, or makes you look superior.

Coined by Shaquille O'Neal's rap against Kobe.

Person A: "You're gonna get intercepted, watch!"

Person B: "Never! Watch, for the touchdown!"

Person A intercepts Person B

Person B: "Damn..."

Person A: "Tell me how my ass tastes."

Tell me how my ass tastes. by The Cannon June 27, 2008

Tits In My Ass! 

Basically, Tits In My Ass (or TIMA) is a way of saying "Shit!" or "God Dammit!" or any other exclamation in a much more interesting and fun way. Generally when you say it, it helps lighten the mood, making your situation a little better. This phrase comes out of Northern California, making up for them inventing "Hella" and "NorCal"

Kyle: "Hey bro, I kinda lost your headphones"
Dylan: "Tits In My Ass! that's the second pair of my headphones you lost this month!"

Tits In My Ass! by Tony Sopranbro August 25, 2010

Wipe my ass 

Telling someone to wipe your ass to disrespect them. If that motherfucker decides to do so, he a fuckin slave suckin dicks on groove street probably for some gay ass losers.

Yo that nigga wipe my ass, i disrespected his ass in front of whole crowd. I heard his bitch ass been hangin out with gays, not a suprise.

Wipe my ass by Fuckerhaha November 12, 2019

frosts my ass 

pisses me off.

There are two things in the world that frost my ass: a snow cone this high and cock blocking kyles.

frosts my ass by hazy September 9, 2003

fuck my ass 

The sounds that are released from the mouth of a hot chick, while she has a large penis, repeatedly inserted in and out of her anal cavity.

oh that feels so good, your so big.. fuck my ass. fuck my ass yea yea fuck it fuck it yea yea (RTC)

fuck my ass by Vedder10 May 4, 2006