Mustard Dong

An unimaginably humungous penis that smells excruciatingly disgusting.

Damn, that guy has a mustard dong!

by sumaloma September 24, 2021

musarrat

A kindhearted women who would do anything to make her family happy and to protect them. But once she thinks she is right on something she will argue anyone and anything that counterpoint her view.

You better keep your mouth shut, she's musarrat

by Musarrat November 23, 2021

mustard vein

one of those big fucking veins on the topside of one's penis.

"omg jessica, i went to oswald's place, and he had this big mustard vein on the top of his dick!"

"that's so cool! i have one too, but it splits into a fork :("

by Random Shit. February 16, 2022

MrsFarrelTwatnessDiesease

When a 97 year old women called Mrs Farrel is acting like a twat

Mrs Farrel: 'you are not allowed to do that'
Me: 'Do you have MrsFarrelTwatnessDiesease

by rwtergertew4twet December 2, 2022

Crusty Mustard Face

A really ugly person that seems to always have left-over condiments dried on their face.

I saw Kyle on a date with some crusty mustard face.

by ExtendedMags April 14, 2012

auto mustard

The modern craze of hurling English mustard at raving homosexuals.

Ian gave gay Marc some auto mustard action. He totally deserved it for raving too hard.

by Ironictruth August 24, 2016

rusty mustard

The act of losing control of ones bladder inside another individual, while performing anal sex upon said individual. Usually initiated by a person with limited to no sexual experience.

I was so looking forward to getting laid last night, but after she said she wanted it in the ass, I gave it to her and accidentally did a rusty mustard.

by Mr_Musick23 January 2, 2017