Maumpy

Technically a "Maumpy" is a morbidly obese woman who is labeled as thus because she is undesirable due to her grotesque nature and mannerisms. Made Popular by nasty Evil Soca music songs, the term maumpy has been homogenized now to represent anyone with overzealous eating habits.

Guy#1- *Eating a box of fries*
Girl#1- Can I have some? *Puts hands anyway to dig out some*
Guy#1 – Yeah take a little..wha..wha the fuck!
Girl#1 -*Giggles and walks off with fries in hand*
Guy#1- Fucking maumpy! She Gone with more than half!
Example 2

Guy#1- Aight, I going back to the lab
Guy#2- Yeah man, the food wasn’t bad today
Guy#3- Lend me 5 dollars so I can buy cake, nuh man, please!
Guy#1- You aint just eat, Fucker?
Guy#3- But I want some dessert man.
Guy#2 – Fucking maumpy….

by Mr Incredible October 29, 2005

Mummy dong

A churro with no filling

I put that mummy dong in my mouth because I like the taste.

by Dongster January 17, 2013

Muppy Bear

A pet name used for a small dog-sized bear that is actually a dog. Usually associated with small, light-colored, stubby-legged, perky-eared dogs (like Corgis or Corgi-mixes).

Awh, Muppy Bear! I love you! (*kisses and cuddles dog*)

by Hallie Boo.Berry August 28, 2016

mumsy smut

Literature given to one by their mother, which contains selacious content.

"Mmmm...I think I'll read a spot of mumsy smut before I go to bed."

by CalRissian August 9, 2016

mummy has a new boyfriend

The act of screaming violently at your own mother because she loves an idiot

"God dummit mummy has a new boyfriend, but it's not time for brad, it's time to make me food!"

by mhmhmyes May 13, 2016

mummy nurse

your child's best medical practitioner. Mom knows the best remedies for any ailment there child is going through. Even known to have special healing powers with their kiss.

Tonight Mummy Nurse is in charge!

by Nurse Mom March 23, 2018

Mummy and daddy pig

A bad couple because mummy pig is only 4 and daddy pig is 107 so they are a bad couple

You and Johnny are such a mummy and daddy pig

by Memes123456789 February 24, 2020