Miffers

Rare and endangered male who lives in a very frigid climate and likes to wear Peter Pan costumes on occasion... lol

Has a great variety of Peter Pan costumes available,
but mostly keeps them in hiding, for fear of someone kicking his "Peter Pan Ass."

"Miffers, I'm going to kick your Peter Pan Ass !"

by annonymous February 9, 2004

mulferry

obtaining rabit feces, painting it white, and selling as candy

John was convicted of malicious mulferry after selling rabbit pellets at the local candy store.

by Daniel Litchfield September 2, 2006

Muffroom

The Merging of the words Mushroom and Muffin, it is the most frabjous thing in the world, as it is very cute, and delicious. It's best flavor is Blueberry but Gummy Bear Muffrooms are scrumptious as well.

omg, the bakery is coming out with a brand new flavor of muffroom! Shitaki Strawberry!!

by Pshh...silly! July 14, 2009

Muffroom

A particular ladies pubic hair-style that looks like a Fungus.

"DUDE! Check out that chick! She's got a HUGE muffroom appearing from the edges of her bikini!"

"I heard you got some muffroom fish pie last night, Steve!"

by tinytommy March 27, 2010

speedy muffler

a quickie; a sex act that takes less than three minutes to complete (usually a blow job or hand job).

I once got a speedy muffler in a long line at a toll-booth.

by R.A.Trussell November 11, 2007

Morning Muffen

The act of waking your women up of you eating her pussy out in the morning. The reverse favor of a early bird special. (see first definition)

I decided to give my girl firend a morning muffen since she gave me a early bird special yesterday morning.

by bluewolfxx October 3, 2010

cum muffen

a muffen you cum in and get someone to eat it

she is going to eat the cum muffen

by anal poo bum wee wee August 24, 2014