That was a Big Mosquito!

a line said by Doc Louis from "Punch-Out!! (Wii)" Wii type of boxing game.
you'll encounter it when you punch Doc Louis that many times.

underratedly "Release the Bogus" but Doc Louis.

Doc Louis: *gets punched before flinches*
Doc Louis: That was a Big Mosquito!

*secs later*

Doc Louis: *punches Little Mac quickly as Doc "Louos"/Louis gets a Star
Doc Louis: I invented the Star Punch! *star punches Mac so hard Louos knocked Mac to the next week/Reality starts crushing it's own*

by JaredPogis December 3, 2023

mosquito

Ass hole that is more annoying than that one kid in school who's only dialogue is "gay" when you interact with it.

I was having a nice day until a mosquito bit me. What an asshole.

by hasdu July 5, 2014

mosquito

a little piece of shit bitch. the species has to be burnt and exterminated

person 1:" come here you piiece of shit"
mosquito:" zzzzzzzzzzzzz"

by stella_uwu_uwu_666 December 20, 2021

Mosquito Foreplay

Going at it with two straws at a strawberry daquerie in a Mexican restaurant.

Doyle and Victoria's mosquito foreplay lead to a sticky mess at Pueblos.

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodJew October 30, 2014

Mosquito Dating

When you just suck and go.

I’m only doing mosquito dating right now. No time for penetration.

by The_politibro February 25, 2024

Guito Mosquito

Similar to regular mosquitoes, however these ones have a name that rhymes which increases their general douchebaggery. They are typically seen sucking blood, lifting weights, tanning, and getting mad mosquito pussy.

In typical use this is just a term that is just exclaimed with no context.

Buddy #1: Bro I'm so sick of these Guito Mosquito problems

Buddy #2: The fuck? What does that even mean?

Buddy#1: I dunno.

by GuppyTheGreat February 24, 2018

Bloody mosquito

Sticking a straw in a girls vagina who is on her period and sucking on the straw

Dude! I just did a bloody mosquito on my gf!

by Ret-V April 29, 2021