mosquito machine gun

getting humped in the arm by a man with a tiny dick

Who was that handsome fella mosquito machine gunning you?

Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.

by casserole surprise November 4, 2014

anal mosquito

A very analy mosquito

"Is that a flying anus?" " Nope, just an anal mosquito

by PapiNorts April 9, 2017

mosquito eater

An insect that is medium sized on its own but all it's creepy legs make it look scary. It can also fly. They got their name because they apparently eat mosquitos. They like my bathroom for some reason.

A mosquito eater got in my bathroom today! Had to drive it out with a towel.

by Fuzzbun July 15, 2013

Mosquito

Forbidden fruit gushers...

I'm about to eat a forbidden fruit gusher. (mosquito)

by FancaySpeve June 2, 2021

Mosquito

Somebody thats u call when they're being annoying

Stop being such a mosquito

by Dick tsunami December 30, 2016

social mosquito

A social mosquito is a person who is a part of many friendship groups joining in and leaving as they wish, but always having a kind of placehold in said groups.

He's such a social mosquito.

by coaldragon March 11, 2023

mosquito cock

A guy thats balls are bigger then his cock

P1 Amy did you fuck that Chinese guy last night. P2 YA but he had a mosquito cock so i was better off using my thumb.

by STINKFINGER1 December 23, 2018