mosquito machine gun

getting humped in the arm by a man with a tiny dick

Who was that handsome fella mosquito machine gunning you?

Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.

by casserole surprise November 05, 2014

Guito Mosquito

Similar to regular mosquitoes, however these ones have a name that rhymes which increases their general douchebaggery. They are typically seen sucking blood, lifting weights, tanning, and getting mad mosquito pussy.

In typical use this is just a term that is just exclaimed with no context.

Buddy #1: Bro I'm so sick of these Guito Mosquito problems

Buddy #2: The fuck? What does that even mean?

Buddy#1: I dunno.

by GuppyTheGreat February 24, 2018

russian mosquito

When a woman is eaten out while on her period.

Dude, I went down on my girl last night and I was like a fucking Russian mosquito.

by kat-geo April 28, 2016

mosquito gang

bunch of stupid brain dead niggas who hopped on the audio making scene in the early days of 2020! talk about newgens!

mosquito gang is full of virgins

by goresociety December 26, 2021

Mosquito gang

A group of individuals who have organized orgys that hurt my buthole really bad

Jamal: you can't be part of the Mosquito gang if you don't have a wide asshole!
Jamarian: my assyolw is wide let me in!

by Shweesemeister March 30, 2023

Mosquito Day

The day humanity tries to kill as much mosquitos as possible on this day

~Yo dude, i killed 23 mosquitos today
-Why would you do that?
~Its mosquito day!

by UZUMAK! June 01, 2021

Drama Mosquito

A person who flocks to drama or tries to cause drama over a small event

"All I did was say I dont think Donald Trump is the best president and now I have drama mosquito over here yelling at me over it"

by Green OakTM February 04, 2017