button monkey

a person who trudges away at his/her mindless job and just pushes the buttons for "the man".

by Anonymous April 20, 2003

big black monkey boy

black person, ishowspeed
is very black and scary

he is such a big black monkey boy

by ilovebbc's May 18, 2022

Monkey Rail

When arranges his body and is able to poo into one's own mouth with a long continuous strand of poo. The strand cannot be broken or interrupted.

That guy mistook his mouth for a toilet when he chose to Monkey Rail.

by Ziggy Volten January 19, 2010

SPONGE MONKEY

Those DNA modified hampsters that sing and play guitar

see quisnos commercials

by marty donnellon March 31, 2004

Spank My Monkey

another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.

"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."

by J-Al January 3, 2009

Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?

What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

by HK Orlando October 19, 2006

Mayo Monkey

A pejorative term for a Caucasian man, or women derived from chat rooms/comment sections on social media. White people "stereotypically" have an admiration for the taste of mayonnaise, hence the insult Mayo Monkey

Those "Mayo Monkeys" are always causing trouble.

by Truth Serum 58008 March 2, 2017