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Maximum Highosity

The peak of being high.

The point at which one has become so high, they cannot get any higher.
At about 200mg, you'll reach maximum highosity.

I think I've reached maximum highosity.
by Kayla Wattsername December 23, 2023
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maximum Paris

A threesome with two women and a man where the two women peg the man anally and orally simultaneously. This is essentially a reverse Eiffel Tower.
We met this guy Jimmy who was really open minded so Amy and I gave him some Maximum Paris
by TheDollop January 17, 2024
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Maximum

This is the most wonderful human you will ever meet. I don't know how to even describe him. Maximum (usually goes by Max) is so bright. He is a literal golden retriever boy and in everything he does, he acts like a child. Even though he has been through unimaginable things in his life, he is always kind to those who may not deserve it because he knows that people are important. He is a lover of life and loyal always. He reminds you of the sun, always there for you, constant, and bright. He is always taking time to better himself and doesn't often realize that he is deserving of love and affection. He has beautiful hazel eyes that somehow glow in the dark? calcium deficiency? it's cool though. He doesn't seem to realize just how smart he is, so if you know a max, tell him. He needs to hear it. He gives out his love freely and it's the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed.

If you ever find a max in this big ol' world, marry him.

I'm glad every day that I did.

Happy wedding day love.
Hey, who is that breakdancing in the dining hall?
That's Maximum. He is the nicest but I am very concerned for him.
by I'mInItForTheLongGame February 4, 2024
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Minimum Daily Motherfucker

A person that doesn't take much to fuck up your day, does it on a daily basis, and has minimum skills.
Jay is the reason I'm up at 10pm working on something he doesn't understand because he wants it in front of the customer tomorrow. He is my Minimum Daily Motherfucker.
by Taraun May 24, 2024
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Maximum pulse!

Iron man: “MAXIMUM PULSE!”

Galactic: “you got them all!l
by Krahs March 28, 2025
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MINIMUM

we’re a family of four. mum, minimum, my father and me.
by kelamist April 11, 2025
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Minimumized

(verb) an exaggeration and extreme version of "minimalized." While minimalize means to simplify or reduce something in a clean, intentional way, minimumized means to cut it down to the bone, maybe even too far.
Someone on discord told me that "minimumized" isn't a real word so I minimumized his life span to 5 minutes because that's the time I need to drive to his house and unlock his doors.
by LuoirM April 20, 2025
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