Bernie's mittens

Bernie sander's mittens that he wore in inauguration day. whether you're on the left or the right you know those are some sweet mittens.

Person 1: have you seen Bernie's mittens?
Person2: I know. they look pretty warm!

by Dr.Mcface February 10, 2021

Mr. Mittens

An alias for an orange Maine Coon cat that prowls through houses waiting behind furniture to pounce on its next helpless victim.

I see Mr. Mittens hiding behind the chair waiting to pounce.

by Sekkou527 July 25, 2010

Snatch-mitted

Using one's snatch to catch a hard hit ball with little to no regard to self preservation.

Lesley had the play of the game when she snatch-mitted a line drive down the 3rd base line with little regard for the seam outlined bruising that was sure to follow.

by MoeBigsly August 30, 2013

The Mittani

Leader of the Goonswarm Federation and Clusterf*ck Coalition in EVE Online. Also runs a news webpage about the game.

Cited by many as a cyberbully and sperglord.

Also cited as a tyrannical but effective leader.

1) Did you see The Mittani's latest article? Man that guy is such a sperglord, he needs to calm down with the blow!
2) Holy crap I made fun of Mittani's haircut. He's sent 50 catalyst spaceships to harass me now.

by Anthix September 4, 2014

Matteney

Matteney is the name people use to describe Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox. They acted together in Friends, where they played a married couple, Monica and Chandler or as some say, Mondler.

Matteney have many fans across the world, predominantly teenagers and young adults who fangirl constantly at the prospect of the two being together in a romantic relationship and/or doing it.

OMG MATTHEW TWEETED COURTENEY AND COURTENEY TWEED MATTHEW. MATTENEY HAS BEEN CONFIRMED

yeah, matthew and courteney did it last night, at the set of Go On, Matthew's show.

by MissChanandlerBong February 22, 2013

Mud Mittens

Used and executed as a threat meaning to duct tape a person's hands inside two excrement-filled plastic bags while they sleep.

Claire! I swear you'll wake up with mud mittens if you don't stop talking loudly on the phone while I try to work.

by Gabounski January 27, 2005

mittens

Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.

"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."

by 122445 August 23, 2006