The Clinge Minge is an advanced form of sexual activity that was first discovered during the year 420B.C. Chief, a philosopher at the time was in his bedroom one day, when a furry broke into his house and sexually assaulted him. The furry did multiple things to Chief, but the most “interesting” of them all was the clinge minge. The furry took his hand and shaped it like a claw, and proceeded to grab Chiefs dong. He then went on to yank it as hard and with as much furry power as possible. Chief’s dong fell off, and the furry ran. “It was very vigorous and got me really turned on!” -Chief while in the hospital for his newly ripped off dong.
Chad: “Mommy’s going to give me the good ol’ Clinge Minge tonight!”
Papa: “Oh man, your so lucky! She never did that to me when I was with her!”
Papa: “Oh man, your so lucky! She never did that to me when I was with her!”
by Pseudocidal420 November 22, 2018
Get the Clinge Mingemug. by NoSloots July 30, 2017
Get the wofty mingemug. by minge oil October 9, 2006
Get the minge oilmug. Relating to the genatalia of a chav hore or other dirty girl whos legs are too often wide open. The minge demon lives inside of the minge giving a foul smelling residue that on occasion peers out of the gash attaching itself to the participating penis resulting in a strange burning sensation
Yesterday that filthy chav whore opened up her legs and the minge demon smiled at me before causing a nasty rash on my member
by Bean, Dave May 17, 2005
Get the minge demonmug. 
A foul stench often tasted when felating a girl the morning after the night before. Comprises a combination of sweaty clubbing and cum-dumping around the groinal region.
Last night was good, however during round 2 this morning I decided to go down on her. It tasted grim - she had a serious case of disco-minge...
by Bee Hiveington August 29, 2013
Get the disco-mingemug. when something is great or awesome or dope it is ming hella!It can also be used as a variation of hella or an add on to hella.
Ming is the ultimate asian, therefore, for something to be Ming hella is for it to be the ultimate in hella.
Ming is the ultimate asian, therefore, for something to be Ming hella is for it to be the ultimate in hella.
by Big Vicious March 18, 2008
Get the ming hellamug.