midlife homosexual

A previously heterosexual acting person who reaches midlife and finally embraces the fact he or she is truly a homosexual.

After twenty years of living in a socially expected marriage Henry announced that he was in fact a midlife homosexual and divorced his wife to pursue his previously denied nature.

by lllibertine May 30, 2009

the midnight meat train

a misconception of something dirty, its accually a movie staring Leon Kauffman, released august 7 2008.

"Hey wanna watch the midnight meat train"
"Yea what kind of porno is it"
"its not a porno its a movie staring Leon Kauffman."

by BIGMARVAND BRANHAM June 23, 2009

Captain Midnight

To have a wet dream.

He had gone so long without getting any, Captain Midnight had to pay him a visit.

by tank03 August 26, 2009

midnight express

The trains that return to the depot at the end of the night without making any stops to pick up passengers.

I thought there weren't any trains left at this hour, but we're in luck-- here comes one now! Oh fuck it's just the midnight express, god dammit!

by Douglas Young January 26, 2008

Midnight Rider

Someone who hides in the shadows in what is an ultimately futile attempt to avoid having their shame, insecurities, and fears (inner “demons”) brought into the light of awareness, where they cannot be sustained.

Hey Bob, could you be a sport and go tell that Midnight Rider that, sooner or later, God will cut him down? He sure has been running on for a long time!

by Herb And Pictionary June 9, 2018

midlife crisis

The point in an adults life where they get all concerned that they're old and start acting what they think is 'young'.

He was calling the kids on the street dude and saying like a lot. It was scary.

by Dudette March 23, 2005

midnight

Noun.
1. 12 am
2. All-out nuclear war: The nuclear clock shows how close or far away we are from nuclear war, midnight is the point where both the us and russia and any other country launches nuclear weapons.

1. Damn, it's past midnight. I have to be to work in the morning.
2. In the 50's we came within 3 minutes of midnight. Scary...

by Pepsi X-treme August 27, 2005