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the Michigan Difference

When anyone at the University of Michigan does any action that they think has something to do with the fact that they are a student at the University of Michigan.
Hayley: I studied AFTER I tailgated.
Hunter: Well, that's the Michigan Difference!

Jack: I got a 52/100 on my calc exam but it's a B-.
Claire: Well, that's the Michigan Difference!

Sarah: I hooked up with this guy at AEPi and it turned out to be my roommate's sister's best friend's cousin's camp hookup and now I'm blacklisted from ZBT.
Jacob: lol jewish geography that's the Michigan Difference!

Lauren: Has anyone seen my BLACK Canada Goose? I took somebody's dark blue one instead.
Justin: now THAT is the Michigan Difference.
by traproom November 19, 2017
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michigan tech

Engineering school Located in Michigan's Upper Peninsula. Students with the brains of MIT students but because of a poor guy/girl ratio they kill off all the smart cells with massive amounts of alochol.
"yeah i went to michigan tech once, i cant remember what happened"

"Michigan Technological University, out drinking you since 1885"
by Kevin E30 M3 April 23, 2006
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Dating Miss Michigan

To masturbate. The state of Michigan is shaped like a mitten/hand. Can also be used to describe someone who is not successful in the sex/romance dept.
Ever since Katy dumped Bob he's been dating Miss Michigan.
by SuzieQ April 25, 2006
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Machika

Machika means to mash or to smash in Papiamento which is the spoken language on Aruba, Bonaire, and Curacao.

Machika Is also the hit song by J. Balvin, Jeon, Anitta. From the lyrics, J. Balvin is singing about taking someone from the dancefloor to the motel and leaving marks on them like Zorro and being drunk which is followed by the chorus "Machika" ( to Smash).
I'm gonna Machika that bitch like I Machika my potatoes
by H3H369 January 23, 2018
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McChicken Position

A sexual position where the man cradles the girl in his arms in the air. Locking her knees into his elbows, and holding her head for leverage while she is bent over and taking him from behind.
Man he got this bitch in the McChicken position! Oh hell naw!
by Jagger_187 November 26, 2016
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Tyme Machine

Before we go, I have to stop at a Tyme Machine to get some more cash.
by bigmonte October 20, 2003
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The Machine

Anything that alters your decisions other than your own mind
for example...
the government
school
style
race
internet (to a certain degree)
genre
music (but thats still cool)
1. Rage against the machine has no genre because they are ragin against the machine
by Eazy728 October 8, 2008
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