melty

When you encounter some sensation that pleasantly turns you into warm goo, mentally, physically, emotionally or all of the above.

orig. samspeak

"When you looked at me like that, it made me go all melty."

by Samarei7 November 7, 2012

misty mailman

to receive a blowjob and after you cum in her mouth she spits the cum into your butthole (delivering the cum package) and continues to give you a rimjob. while shes rimming you, you fart and thus mist the cum onto her face

When Kara got back from class she said she was having breathing problems so i gave her a misty mailman to help her out.

by Calhoun Hall March 15, 2008

Big Meaty Tits

A good way to refer to your fat male friends.

J: wadup Big Meaty Tits?

L: uh.. not much...

J: well don't feel OBLIGATED to lose a pound or two... jeez.

by Akjohnny February 19, 2009

misty

A super hot babe with perfectly perky Benjamins.

Damn, look at those Benjamins on that Misty!

by yksbud September 15, 2014

messy

When something is out of control in a good way

This party is messy!

by Beenie April 15, 2003

Misty

Adjective;
1. Obscure; vague
2. Type of weather consisting of, or marked by mist
3. Full of tenderness and emotion.
4. Funny, reliable woman, who can be bitchy at times, but is still lovable in the long run.
5. Commonly a strippers name

1. "The future is misty to me,"

2. "It's very misty outside,"

3. "I'm getting all misty eyed,"

4. Misty: "I'm awesome,"
Boy: "Misty, you are something..."
Misty: "Awesome :D"

5. "On the pole to your right...Misty
Rain"

by Elizabeth Russel January 28, 2009

meaty fart

When you try to fart and shit accidentally comes out.

I tried to sneak out an SBG, but ended up filling my pants with a meaty fart.

by Jama Jenneson June 3, 2008