Flower petal merry-go-round

Special service at brothels where the customer can enjoy speed-rotating through multiple girls one after the other.

Guy 1: Dude! I had awesome time at this brothel!

Guy 2: What was it like?
Guy 1: I got with a ton of chicks! It was a Flower petal merry-go-round!

by Otaku_Jones January 6, 2018

Sisters of Mercy sin

Refers to an act of ordinarily-frowned-upon nature, but which in extreme circumstances could be overlooked or even approved of. Comes from the nuns' surreptitiously ripping out the plug-wires and spark-coils from the Gestapo's cars so that they couldn't pursue the von Trapp family in "The Sound Of Music"; the emotionally-shaken-but-still-demure habit-clad heroines then ask their Mother Superior for forgiveness, which it can be assumed that she readily gives, considering the horrid fate that would likely have befallen the von Trapps had they been captured.

I needed a few additional nails to complete a super-urgent repair- project, but there was nobody at the hardware store, so I had to just take the nails without paying for them at the time. Again, though, the nailing-task had to be completed right away to avoid fairly horrendous consequences, so I felt that my action was really pretty much a Sisters of Mercy sin. Plus of course I did indeed "square up" promptly with the store afterwards, so the end-result was fine.

by QuacksO November 7, 2018

merry poopins

The act whereby during ejaculation, there is an unfortunate expulsion of fecal matter. It is wrongfully assumed as an indicator of latent homosexual tendencies.

Jack : Oh yeah baby, that hit the spot
Mary : That was amazing! wait, what is that smell?
Jack : Oh shit. Sorry baby, i think i had a merry poopins.

by peter peter armpiteater November 27, 2013

Merryn

Merryn is an incredibly loyal girl with good intentions. Any guy would be lucky to be with her and her intelligence. Incredibly sexy with a hot body and not afraid to show her feelings infront of people. Anyone with a Merryn in their life is lucky!

That girl is such a Merryn! She's so hot!

by mouseinascarf8 October 15, 2017

merry hanukkah

A combination between "Merry Christmas" and "Happy Hanukkah" generally said by confused white people.

Mark: "I'm Jewish."
Jessica: "Oml Merry Hanukkah."
Mark: "Jessica you are cancelled."

by beepbeeplettuce1 December 21, 2017

merry pringles

1. The holiday saying of Pringles's chips. Also a retarded way of doing a pun. I mean, you could have done Merry Crispmas or something idk.

"Look at the stupid saying by Pringles," said John, "it's so stupid: Merry Pringles"

by Edgarthecat May 1, 2018

Professor Merryweather

Is everyones favorite weather man, lunatic, midnightlover.
Loves Carrie Underwood and Elle Woods and plays monopoly often.

Did you see the weather man Professor Merryweather?

by SuggaDaddyV June 28, 2009