meep meeps

1 The sound of the jetta horn.
2 an insult to the jetta which causes your girlfriend to kiss you in order to shut you up.

I want some meep meeps, or I will drop some apple fish on your head

by Lord XaERO April 12, 2004

The Merp

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

by Wilhelm January 8, 2008

Merp

Ejaculation.

Used only for comedy purposes. Never used to announce actual ejaculation.

Inspired by Jersey Shore, and then takin to a whole nother level.

Opposite of Derp.

Some hot cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Merp"

Some hotter cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Double Merp"

Grade-A milf cheeks walk by.
Jake actually merped his pants.
Jake: "I got to go to the bathroom"

by ShredGnarShark July 5, 2012

meeps

(n) the excess lip that hangs from the side of dogs' mouths.

Wow, your dogs meeps are huge and jiggly.

by Meep-Feeler January 4, 2010

Merperson

The gender neutral or nonbinary form or mermaid or merman.

My friend Max isnt a merman, theyre a merperson

by Sticky Keys July 14, 2019

merbs

usally a merbs is someone that is disliked and is very mooppy. a merbs could also be somthing that pisses you off

Greg was playing outside and having fun in his backyard untill a merbs kid came over and ruined Gregs day.

by newjersysouthside May 1, 2009

Merpes

Herpes of the mouth. Very common but embarassing. Also refered to as cold sores or fever blisters.

"you shouldn't have gone down on that chick man, your gonna end up with merpes."

by R1Jesse February 16, 2010