Myranda

Big fore-headed girl with Ramen hair that wants to be cool but will never be because she looks like a potato.

so THATS Myranda

by heresjohnny24601 October 4, 2016

miranda kerr

An extremely beautiful and sexy Austrailian supermodel. She models for many clothing brands including Victoria's Secret. She has very cute dimples and a very nice body. If you saw her, then you will never see a woman as pretty as her.

A: OH MY GOD I saw Miranda Kerr a week ago and my dick's still hard.

B: I KNOW she's so hot. Last time I saw her I had a boner for a month

by xx_mk_xx June 8, 2009

Miranda

Miranda is my girlfriend she is very pretty smart has a big round ass The girl I’m marrying soon

“Yo”
“What”

“I got a new girlfriend”
“Who is it”
“Miranda”

You are so fucking lucky”

by The attractive Athlete April 6, 2019

Miranda

Shes giving high key pick me vibes

Miranda is a pick me

by *isboredaf* April 19, 2022

Merranda

largely loose vagina with a tuna type odor

smelly feet and armpits

unbearably ugly with a dinosaur nose and mountain sized teeth

Irish name for anus

dickshlagger, large puss, wang, tang, shlong, fucktart, boner biting asshole with loose lips.

stalker, obsessed with taken men

homewrecker

suehappy

likes to ride more than horses,

-sausage jockey of the world.

Favorite quote is "Insessed is the best, put your brother to the test" :)

Hidden penis/hermaphrodite.

Merranda fucks black men with unnormally large sausage shlangs

often gets the sausage hangover

drunk off the shlong

by Poonjockey July 28, 2010

Miranda Smith

CABs Best Friend! >>CAPTAIN YAMS!<< and likes to Spit Smoothie in My GMA'S Car!! :)

"CIIIIIIINDDDDAAAAAYYYYYYYYY AND JIIIIMMMAAAYYY!! Mwa Ha Ha Tub!"

by Sk8erBoots October 10, 2004

Myrandah

A ugly bitch that talks too much shit and no one likes her

dude your being a myrandah, stop it before i punch you.

by BlondieBabe7 May 5, 2011