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boner memory

to remember someone you don't otherwise know when seeing a photo or hearing a description. one having boner memory will have their meories aided and enriched based on the fact that the subject of the memory gave them a sexual buzz.
Liz: Hey Casey I met a guy from your college on the net named Paul. Do you know him?

Casey: No. I don't think so.

Liz: Here's his photo. That's a guy I would definitely like to get in his funky undies!

Casey: Oh yeah, he is starting to look familiar!

Liz: HA HA! BONER MEMORY!
by Liz Mc October 2, 2007
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Memory Recovery

The process when you forget the password (trigger) you have to login (remember) into your email/username/profile/account (memory), often because you need to either:

1. Recall someone's email/username/profile (remember whom someone is when you're talking to them).

2. Flag their Youtube account (cursing out someone/something you know/remember and hate for whatever reason).

3. Send an important document to someone (getting your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse a gift so that they quit blogging you).
Arthur: Douglas! I need you to Jumpstart my memory!
Doug: ...I don't think a computer game is going to help you remember things!
Arthur: ...Douglas, if life were a cheeseburger, you'd be the pickles: essentially garbage!
Doug: Can we lay off the burger jokes already?!
Arthur: Ok, here's the deal: I have an old phonebook full of names and phone numbers.
Doug: So what's the problem?
Arthur: I can't remember the phone number of the particular John Smith I want to call, because otherwise I'll wind up calling all of them, and going through an awkward conversation with each of them.
Doug: How many John Smith's did you know?
Arthur: One hundred and forty-eight!
Doug: ...I was afraid of this! Deacon warned me this might happen!
Arthur: ...beg your pardon?
Doug: It's like doing password recovery, except it's for your memory!
Arthur: I don't care about this 'memory recovery', we best get a move on! Let's start with something simple, like his favorite shampoo brand: that I do remember about this certain John Smith! It's like playing Monopoly!
Doug: I think you mean Trivial Pursuit.
Arthur: I thought that was Monopoly?
Doug: Monopoly's a board game involving money with an old man on the cover and a Scottish Terrier as one of the game pieces!
Arhur: Oh yes! I remember that game: I hated it, because you either go broke, sent to jail, or find yourself the winner: at the end, you end up with absolutely nothing, except feeling depressed and cheated!
by BaconFTW!!! May 1, 2010
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dick memory

when your dick remembers a pussy; when your dick remembers a pussy, it comes adapt to THAT pussy. if your dick gets a different pussy, it will want to get THAT pussy from now on and it will forget about the first pussy.
Every dick has dick memory.
by 94capriceSS November 27, 2007
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memory custard

The water in a bowl called ''pensieve'' wich contains memories wizards can extract out of their heads using a wand
The water in the pensieve is called memory custard. Dumbledore uses it to put memories in , wich u can see if you stick your head in it.
by Archimedes! September 26, 2011
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pre-memory

Things you knew before you knew how to know them.
"My pre-memory really plays tricks on me from time to time, but for the life of me, I really do remember some things that there is no way I could have known about!"

-- overheard at a pub in southern Taiwan on July 1, 2009
by PRwiz101 July 4, 2009
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pictographic memory

when you can see things in your head from memory. extremely hillarious sometimes.
that one show with that giraffe had a pictographic memory.
by arthur e March 18, 2006
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Memoryluck

Memoryluck, pure luck.
ZOMG! You just got a HS on me!! That's pure memoryluck.
by OBAlpha September 18, 2006
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