Mersmitzflu

An undiscovered sickness where the symptoms are unlike any combination ever heard of before

Man, I don't know what is wrong with me. I can't stop sneezing, I have explosive diarrhea, and I am having hot flashes on top of that.

Dude, sounds like you have a bad case of the mersmitzflu.

by davethewriter February 19, 2010

meisgood

a popular IM name normally has a number next to it

Whats Your IM?
meisgood 99

by Bgl31698 October 7, 2010

Meisgeniusidiot

The name of a youtube who tends to cause trouble. He often comments on immature videos. If you see this man/if this man has commented as a reply to your video or as a reply to you, feel lucky.

Man 1: I fucking hate this Meisgeniusidiot guy.
Man 2: Umad bro?
Man 1: Yes, I mad.
Meisgeniusidiot:trolololololol

by Ejeculation May 26, 2011

Mismassticate

The name given to misjudging the weight of an object, resulting in a faster than expected jerky action when picking it up. This normally occurs when an object is lighter than expected.

"I mismassticated the kettle and threw hot water everywhere. People should be careful not to missmasticate containers with hot fluids in them."

by Pidgey69 January 2, 2012

Mismatched Heights Hug

This type of hug can be any type of awkward hug from someone much shorter than you.

Warning: a mismatched heights hug may leave you smothered breathless by something uncomfortable like cleavage, crotch, or knees.

by SundazeChild May 27, 2013

mesme

Most wonderfull ship that ever existed it manny and esme from tjms T

Mesme is good

by iam awesomehflaihf May 16, 2015

messmerize

When a space is so disorganized that it alters an onlooker's neurological function.

The room was such a disaster that I just stood there, messmerized and unable to think.

by Suska! September 20, 2016